photos on ubin trip. lol. was so damn fun. should have took more photos. lol.

hmmmm, the two that gave ky a headache in the morning. lol

they took this photo while jun jie and me was away to change my bike and look for dk. we pang sehed him. remember?

a shot of josh when he fell down.

this is the place where josh fell down. hmmmm, it should be steeper what.

the group that went there. we were all wet because we cycled in the rain. lol.

ok. since when do rivals take photos? lol.

this is what happens when your plan backfires and your allies don't help u out.

ky's jersey. try breaking the code. lol.

kwoky aka josh the blur cock. hahahahaha. hmmmm. speaking of josh, long time nv meet up with him liao. find one day go meridian jc to look for him.

was waiting for dk to treat his wounds outside the npcc camp so we asked jun jie to take this photo.

on the bum boat home.

the other half of the group.

ky asked dk to make a very sian look for this photo. lol. look really damn sianned. lol.

our dinner. started eating at 8.23 pm.

this is what's left of our dinner at 8.34 pm. lol.

photos for ncc dinner. its somewhere in october last year i think. well. enjoy bah. this day was one hell of a fun day. during the dinner, zheng hong and khai yew got spastic and we just sat there and see the two of them spastic. lol

zh took this photo while i was eating my lunch. kinda overslept that day and was late. so didn't had my lunch at home. so dragged them to eat lunch with me. lol.

we saw this hill while we were walking to the headquarters and thought that it looked like the hill in teletubbies land. so took a photo of it.

the 5 supernumerarys from our batch. its a record in dunman ok? first time having so many supernumerarys in one school unit.

the usm and asm with the 2 sergeants who were present that day.

brothers. all 3 of them are ky's nemesis. they always piss ky off. hahahahaha.

my usm and asm in their number 1 uniform. cool hor?

the group photo we took that day.

hormat senjatah. thats the command for this action. if i didn't remember and spell it wrongly.

erm. i forgot the command for this. lol.

ky's gloves and hat.

ky with his sharkfin soup. lol.

elvis serving us. lol. not bad. no wonder can go work as waiter for bouquets.

i volunteered to cut the fish up. everyone had a generous serving of the fish. ky had the best part ok? the fish head. hahahahaha.

ky kissing his bride. lol.

as the chinese saying goes, " sian hua cha zai niu fen shang"

ky eating the prawn in the previous photo.

they were talking crap at the dinner, so we sneaked out for more photos.

one more group photo.

jun ming was super late that day and so did not went for the dinner, so ky and me met him at the tampines mac after the dinner to slack. slacked until 2 plus before we went home.

ok. photos taken on graduation ceremony. lol. well. what can i say? it was fun. bands from our school performed. alot of memories.

the great 4 porn masters. lol. hmmmm. tanest is the one who is beyond hope.

ky with mr daniel lim. lol. mr lim was my secondary 2 form teacher. sorry sir, for all the troubles. lol. was always slacking, fooling around, slp-ing and crapping in class. gave him one hell of a year.

hmmmm. as according to ky, he said that he was riding a donkey. lol.

what can i say? the three brothers since secondary 2.

two of my closest brothers. lol. u ppl may think dk is strong, but actually, ky is too light.

some of the veterans of ncc land.

photos with mr peterson. he is a good teacher lah. nv threw his temper at us before despite my class not up to standard results and slacking attitude.

hmmm, mr peterson with the initial band mates but its quite impossible now.

hahahahaha. took a photo with mr bernerd. wakao. this guy is great man. lol. honoured to be able to take a photo with him

lol. annabelle and me. she asked me how should we pose. so i told her lets do something gayish. so this pose lor. damn. really freaking gayish.

wah. finally, my com was repaired. my father invited his friend to repair my com. anyway, thought my computer was infected with virus or spyware, but in the end, the problems affecting my com was that i didn't update my router. lol.

since the com is back to normal and running properly, i used the chance to upload some photos. here is the photos taken on national day. well, its a nice day to remember. my first and last time pasing the national day as a supernumerary.

lol. early in the morning, everyone was busy preparing for the national day parade i think. so need to fall in count full strength.

lol. this is the yin and yang examples i used in my jeremy poon jiao wei show. the one on the left is the ultimate slacker, the right one is the down to earth hardworking boy.

my dear usm. high as usual. lol.

everyone was in the hall at this time. watching the national day concert. but we sneaked out and slacked here. bunch of slackers. lol.

group photos. lol. first row left to right, chu ping, josh, jun ming, ee hong, liang hao. second row, jun liang, zheng hong. third row, shamir, khai yew, me. last row, elvis.

after the group photo, shamir dropped his beret and everyone freaked out. because we don't want to see our rsm doing pumping.

so we decided to pump with him.

and take photos too. one hand. lol.

look at jun liang. he placed his yellow lanyard on the floor man.

still pumping.

anyway, its been a long time since we last did pumping. we were the ones asking others to pump after we became sergeants.

if i am not wrong, we finished around 40 to 50 pumpings at one go.

while we were pumping halfway, the concert ended and the juniors came out. so we decided to fall them in and give them one last final marching session.

i guess that this shot was around 4 to 5 seconds after the previous shot. lol. cause we normally take 4 to 5 seconds to put on our beret.

our final group photos. ky was the one in front. followed by the staff sergeants with their respective platoon. and the rest of the sergeants were behind.

anyway, today is my 6th day at work. lol. alot of shit happened in these 6 days. lol. before i start. i will mentioned some of the ppl at my work place. most of them are my teammates lah.

first up, june. she is the overall in charge of the warehouse and she is the one who sent me home. lol. ok lah. she's overall no bad lah. she gave me a box of chocolates on my third day because of my accomplishments. lol.

next, mr tay. he is the second overall in charge. this guy ok lah. he is quite friendly most of the time. but he is freaking strict. cannot talk while he is around. lol. but when he go bonkers, he will give us hell man. and i mean hell.

li bao. she is the overall in charge of the production area i think. she damn power. heard from my colleague that she can earn around $35 in one hour if she works as a packer. one completed hampers earn us $0.70. so slowly count lor. lol.

up next. jing long. this guy is my team leader. damn funny lah. lol. he is superman leh. he wrap the wall damn fast. even beaten li bao at it. song. always cheerful lah. kena scolding still can laugh i think.

ok. felix. pro slacker. no one in my team can beat him in slacking. he even dare to slack when mr tay is around. lol. don't know he kena sent home how many times liao. he also damn crap lah. alot of jiao weis. lol.

yi qing. this guy. crapper, slacker and punk rocker. lol. we always talk about punk rock and blast punk rock music while we work. lol. nice guy to talk to. we will always find a nice place to sit down and slack.

wei xiang. lol yi qing's friend. damn crap also. always team up with him and yi qing to bully jason. lol. then will laugh like xiao one.

jason. the chiongster in our group. everything also chiong. lunch break one hour also must pia back. like he will get pay like that lol. abit sissy, nice to bully. lol. i think he aiming for the prize lor. lol.

anyway, my team is team a. and we normally pack the walls for the hampers and distributes the stocks into baskets for the packers. due to the nature of our job, we are required to do ot almost everyday to prepare the stocks for the next day. we also need to crush cardboxes in order to keep our area clean. lol. we will also be transfered over to other sector like team d or f and even the packing sector to help out if they are short on manpower.

team d on the other hand do the final wrapping for a minor of part of the hampers and prepare the base of the hampers for the packers too.

ok. shall start from day 2. wakao. this day damn tiring. the stocks kept coming out from the store non stop. and we need to keep making the walls for the hampers and distributing the stocks in baskets for the packers before hand. alot of wine leh. lol. justin suay until kena transfer over to team d to help them with the hampers. team d can't keep up with the pace of the packers and thus need justin's help. anyway, on this day, we were informed that 6 prizes will be given to the operation assistants. a hong bao containing $108 will be given to the overall best and 5 other hong bao's containing $88 each will be given to the next 5. this is meant to be a sort of motivation to keep the oa team working at a very high quality, because our job is freaking tiring. justin did not do ot for that day because team d are not required to. so i was left with 3 other teammates to finish up 600 plus hampers. they are jing long, felix and jason. yi qing ang wei xiang are not required to do ot because they did ot the previous day. so we pia like xiao, distribute like xiao. and halfway doing my wall. my partner who was transfer over from team d to help me discover that we both did the wall wrongly. super sian ok? we need to cut out everything again. and redo the wall. i think we redo around 300 plus of the walls. damn it. did the same thing over and over again until 11 plus then we knocked off. they gave us a taxi voucher, so free taxi ride home. reached home at around 12. then went to slp. damn it. the next day must wake up at 6.50 am again.

day 3. the morning was super slack. cause we need to do very few hampers and instead, we are doing baskets. baskets are nicer ok? because we don't need to prepare the walls for baskets, we just need to distribute the stocks can liao. also, the packers pack the baskets slower because baskets are harder to wrap. lol. operation assistants loves baskets but packers hate them to the core. lol. so we practically slacked in the morning and crap. but! good things don't last, i was transferred, not to any other team ok? but to do some shit job. the packers who wrapped the baskets some weeks back did not wrap the baskets nicely and thus they are very loose. so jason and i was transferred to tighten those loose baskets. damn it. i need to move the baskets from the shelves to the tables, tighten them, and place them nicely on the shelves again. wakao. the baskets are not so heavy. but try carrying them alot of times. worse, i can't reach the top of the shelves and need to climb onto a trolley before i can continue. and even worst, after i tighten the baskets, i need to place them back on the shelves again. we did like 300 to 400 baskets ok? and i moved almost all of them. anyway, got to know derrick from team d. nice guy, alot of crap and damn funny also. while doing our work. we saw some banglahs signing up for the job. they will be the main topic the next day lol. jason left us at 6 plus. so derrick and i was left to do the rest. around 100 plus. good thing justin came to help out after his work. it took us from 11am to 7 plus in the night to finish the damn job. after that, my leg muscles grew back, arm muscles and six pacs hardened back liao. swee lah. physical training. lol. so for my great accomplishment, june gave me a box of chocolates as a compensation. lol. they forgot to buy my dinner! also, i got a orange juice from them. damn it. was so hungry when i drank it, had a very serious stomache immediately, cause the juice was damn sour and it hurt my stomach. lol. after that, walked with justin to his estate. he headed home whereas i had dinner myself. went to settle some class bbq stuff before i went home. lol.

day 4. everything is the same lah. just that jason is becoming more and more of a chiongster. also, the whole team was planning to quit before lunar new year but jason isn't. so i made this comment that maybe jason will be the new team leader of team a after everyone is gone. and he most probably will be having those three banglahs we saw the previous day as his teammates. so after that, we went banglah crazy. calling each other banglahs. i am banglah number 1, yi qing number 2 and wei xiang number 3. jing long aka dick long was called banglah dick whereas justin was called white banglah because he is the fairest down there. and of cause, the butt of our joke, jason was called banglah leader. felix didn't have a banglah nick because he wasn't there that day. so from then on, we kept calling jason leader. lol. also, we laughed like xiao over one thing, when jing long and i was away, the store lady who we always call missy walked past jason who was sitting on a stool. he looked at her until he stool flew out. lol. after that, he still squatting down there. lol. damn lah, he really butt of all joke. we had ot for 2 hours until 7.30 and went to eat mac together. crap alot at mac. talk about sch life. lol. fun lah. not bad. anyway. regretted not slp-ing early on this day.

day 5. yi qing and wei xiang took leave to go tp open house and felix is on mc. so that leave 4 of the team members left. the morning was quite slack, baskets all the way. so we practically was paid $4.50 per hour to slack there. justin was called to be cardbox boy again. kena spammed by cardboxes. crush them. so after justin finished cutting all the boxes, jing long and i placed them on the pallet and used the jack to pull the cardboxes to the store. while at the store. we slacked. hahahahaha. had jack racing. jing long and i each had a jack and we raced in the store. lol. also. justin got infected by the dirt there. he is allergic lah. so bo bian. he was transferred away from our team after he told li bao. left 3 in the team. and the leftover were asked to do ot. damn it lor. this day is super suay. mr tay was being pressured by the headquarters and already wasn't in a good mood. moreover, he had a fight with the store in charge, alvin. made his mood even worse. so, he fired a new qc who only worked two days. this spark a chain of ppl quitting at one go. everyone was planning to quit already. but just don't know when. so when the qc was sacked, her friends all got pissed and quit. this blew mr tay up. and then he wanted us to do the impossible. hit the day's target of 1300 hampers with so little manpower. so we kena lor. pia like xiao again lor. but not bad, 5th day and my speed is 2/3 of jing long's speed. he finish 120 walls in 15 minutes and i did it in 25 minutes. lol. anyway, this is the day jing long defeated li bao in making the wall. haix, only went home at 12 plus. went to slp at 1.30 am the next day. need to wake up at 6.50 am again hor! saturday still got work.

saturday, day 6. wah. super tired, super slack ad super sian. lol. good thing, mostly baskets. hahahahahaha. so can slack abit. hang around, cut cardboxes, distribute stocks, make walls, crap and rest in big cardboxes. lol. had early lunch at 11.30. nice sia. then after lunch, felix was sent home. lol. reason? he was slacking too much. playing, kicking cardboxes and walking in and out of the warehouse. lol. he super funny. hahahahaha. then after that. the whole team went on strike, leaving leader to do everything. we used disposing of cardboxes as an excuse to go to the warehouse to slack and had jack race again. so while we were playing at the warehouse, leader was pia-ing alone like xiao. lol. while in the warehouse, alvin tried to enter and almost caught us playing. lol. good thing i locked the warehouse's door before we started playing. lol. after that, did practically nth and earned $6.75 per hour for free. lol. left for home at 3 plus. after that, went to slp lor. damn tired.

anyway, should be quitting on 27th this month bah. because after that will be damn hiong. lunar new year closing in. still deciding, maybe staying until 10th feb to 16th feb when the production stops. lol. think thats all liao. sianned. need to work on monday again. haix. nvm, got leader. lol.

late night, come home
work sucks, i know

1st day of my 2nd job this holiday. and two words summarised it all. screwed up. lol. ok. not entirely screwed up for the whole day. just the morning. lol. i was being sent home ok? lol. operation assistant cannot wear slippers to work. damn it. i don't know.

i was observing jun jie they all last monday and friday. they wore shoes on monday but slippers on friday. and so i thought can wear slippers. lol. but operation assistants cannot. for safety precaution. so i need to pia home. change into my pair of skate shoes. pia back for work.

wakao. the whole trip from my home to my workplace, to my home and back to my workplace cost me alot of money leh. now pocket really got hole. damn. now we secondary four students are using adult fare. concession fees damn ex ok? initially had $8 plus in my concession card. at the end of the day. i am left with $0.16. good game. so there goes my first three hours of pay. spent on my expenses. lol.

after i got back, straight away get down to work. seriously, the job damn slack. either sits there pack things, crush and flatten cardboxes or walk around placing cans, bottles of xo, snacks and food stuffs into baskets. best part is, can work and talk to justin. not bad. quite fun. the ppl there are nice too.

lol. not bad lah. justin and i quite spastic. first time having a ultraman and megazord working together. hahahahaha. like justin said, like master like disciple, we two love to throw cardboxes to a thrash area near the window. and both of us almost threw the cardboxes out of the window. lol. actually, i threw one out. =x for further details on our first working day, please visit justin blog. do read the very interesting article in his blog. lol.

oh yah, one last think. justin stunned me today. we were unpacking bottles of wines and placing them into baskets. then justin injured his middle finger. so he decided to turn around and show me his injured middle finger. at that point of time, our back were facing each other. so the moment i turned around when he called me, i straight away had a middle finger right in my face. i was so taken aback ok? try having someone call u and the moment u turn around. u have a middle finger right in front of u. i almost scolded him but he told me he injured his middle finger. so i took a closer look. saw the wound. lol. good thing i nv shout at him. if not he whack me. i good game. just like justin said, ultraman is made for speed and stamina, megazord for strength and tanker. eventhough i am fast, there is no way i can dodge a punch from megazord in point bank range. confirm ko me one. then he will see the red led light on my chest flashing like xiao.

worked ot for one hour today, wasn't needed to do. but first day, we blur blur, stayed for one more hour. everyday by 4pm, we will know if we need to do ot or not. lol.

and ppl, close to one month from now is valentine's day leh. omg lah. i think this year, i most prob will be spending it with either brothers or hampers and foodstuffs. lol. 17 years of valentine's day. nv spend with a girl before! ok. my grandma, mum and sis not included. even ky spent two valentine's day with the girl he like. lol. damn. even if i wanna spend valentine's day this year with a girl i like, i need a suitable target first! lol. this year valentine's day. game over. lol. next year bah.

anyway, since i have plenty of time now, i will blog on all my valentine's day experiences.

14th feb 1990. lol. i was still in my mother's womb. waiting to be born on the 9th day of the following month. valentine's day to me at that time is totally a very big question mark. lol. wonder what my dad gave my mum that valentine's day.

14th feb 1991 to 1996. i was still too young and naive to know what valentine's day is all about. lol. so 14th feb was just another day for me back then. wake up, brush teeth, eat breakfast, go kindergarden, go home, eat lunch, bathe, play, study, eat dinner, slack, brush teeth and sleep. lol.

14th feb 1997 to 2000. primary 1 to 4. still naive like xiao. everyday go home be guai kia. so u ppl know lah, spent the valentine's days with my family. lol.

14th feb 2001. primary 5. first time got first target. but she don't know at that time. primary school what. even if confess also cannot go where. stead liao joker friends go bao toh. i be my mum punching bag arh. lol. plus, the girl one year older than me. ki xiao. well, so that day is just another day.

14th feb 2002. primary 6. crazy with basketball. in love with it. spent valentine's day playing basketball i think.

14th feb 2003. secondary 1. new school, new environment. too obsessed with bball to care about girls. so wasted one year. damn it! =x

14th feb 2004. ky, my good brother spent this day with belinda. me? slack around with dk then went home play games. was a super hardcore gamer then.

14th feb 2005. nth much. spent it with ky. damn it lor. ppl thought we were gay partners. damn it. because we always go everywhere together. even that day. y? jealous arh? jealous of our brotherly love arh.

14th feb 2006. ki xiao arh. woke up on this day light headed. skipped school. ky suanned me behind my back. say i don't dare face the reality that nobody will want me. so act sick skip school to avoid reality. but quite true lah. really no gf at that time. so can count as nobody want. lol. anyway, went back to sch after normal lesson time to pei dk go chij katong convent girls sch to look for his amanda. camped there for 1 hour 30 minutes. ky, still remember that chij ncc girls unit asm samantha? "no no no", i not amanda. laugh until dk and me peng arh. but still. nice one man brother. that girl xiao one. don't take it to heart ok? we know u good. =)

14th feb 2007. ???. still a mystery. but my prediction? game over. actually, the game nv even start at all. lol.

lastly, saw one of my primary school friend at my workplace. he was working there. but i nv talked to him at all. we were once very close, but now we are strangers. u all should be wondering who he is right? well, he is none other than my very last basketball disciple before jun ming. in other words, jun ming's senior. lol. he was the one that i told my brother who outshined me at first but was put back into place by me again. we were so close last time. but, after we went to secondary school. he acted like he don't know us when we went to play basketball with other primary school die hard brothers. from then on, we drifted. i don't need ppl like that in my life. ppl who turn their backs on me as and when they like. true, i may not have many friends. i may have a small network. but the brothers i have are ppl that are true to one another. this is enough for me.

still got time, write some crap here. story on my basketball life. lol.

back then, after i taught him how to play bball. we trained against each other almost daily. his skills improved drastically. and as for me? i remained the same. so he outshined me. back then. we had a ranking system. he was 5th in the ranking. i was 7th. depressed. when we were playing teams matches. 5 on 5. the others will place me and him in the lousier team. the strongest will be in one team. so called the all star team. eventhough he was 5th in ranking, they like to bully him and push him to me. that's y we were so close.

the others discriminate me. said that i won't be able to reach their level of skills and improve. at the later part of primary 6, i got sick of all the discriminations and decided to prove my critics wrong. one by one i climbed the rankings. i defeated them fair and square. i reached the top. 1st. i showed them how to play basketball the right way.

from there, i took my improved basketball skills to secondary school. sec one, i did not qualified for the basketball team at first. i was too short. and it was this year that i realised that i had a trance mode in basketball. lol. yah. trance mode. i will suddenly keep very quiet when my team was losing, become a solo player with no teamwork. and took the scoring burden upon myself. most of the time my team won. most. lol. well. anyway, during this time, ppl like ruicheng are learning all the basics and strategies. while i was just spending my days in dunman playing random matches.

mr tan asked me to join the basketball team in june that year. i agreed. during the training. i found out that i really cannot continue staying in the basketball team. what the coach wants from me i seriously don't understand. and i am not performing to my usual standards in training. the new way of shooting taught to me made me less accurate. after training, we will play team matches for awhile. in my very vivid memory, my team which consist of josh, kang soon and me, won against the all star team back then. the all star team consist of ruicheng, razif and hong yu i think. we were losing like xiao at first. but i went into trance mode. we won in the end. but i think i got a scolding from the coach. so after sometime, i learnt that i can't keep up with the pace. i don't understand the strategies and formations. i simply can't. so i decided to quit. dec holidays that year, i moved house. so spent my holidays helping my mum with the preparations.

sec 2 starts, one whole month of inactivity affected me. i got rusty. also, secondary 2 had alot of stuff for me to do. so i did not train and play that much. furthermore, kang soon moved house too and he did not study in dunman anymore. i lost my bball partner and companion. mr tan bugged me this year again. called my mum, told her i was a gold found. but i didn't last long with the team. i gave it up. for a relationship. and also, its even harder for me to understand the damn shits call formations and strategies. i'm one year behind.

secondary 3, mr tan again asked me to go back. fine. i go back to try. to prove myself. damn. i am over my prime. i don't know why. i just won't perform nicely with mr tan and the coach watching me. i always perform like a piece of shit during trainings. making wrong move. shoot the ball like crap. kena scolding like xiao. but everytime after the training and we were playing by ourselves. i will perform to my normal standards. way higher than the standard i show during trainings. haix. maybe its the pressure that is getting into me. cause i can't do whatever i want i training matches. i need to do this. i must do that. haix.

sec 4? just played bball for fun. kena bullied by chinaman even though i finally went into trance mode after i very long long time. haix.

think that's all on my story bah. a story on a loser in basketball. go slp liao, tml need to work.

4 days didn't blog. have quite alot of things to talk about.

first up, found a job liao. working at noel hampers pte ltd. lol. working with justin, jun jie, wai kit and jun liang. jun jie, wai kit and jun liang will be packing the hampers, whereas justin and me will be the operation assistant. justin and i actually wanted to pack hampers. but according to jun jie, the hampers packing sector is full. so we have no choice but to become operation assistant. operation assistant basically help them move stuffs around. so i guess its definitely a job for ultraman and megazord. =x

pay wise, justin and i will be paid $4.50 per hour. one day we will earn $36. quite little? lol. here comes the freaking amazing part. if we work ot on a particular day. we will get $6.75 per hour. and sometimes we need to do ot until 2am. so if we work ot on that day until 2am. we will earn slightly above $95. best part is, if i am not wrong. we can either report for work later the next day or don't go work at all. lol. anyway. if there is no ot on a particular day, it would probably means that it would be a very slack day. so basically, the company pay us $4.50 to slack there. lol. also, dinner and transport will be provided if we work over time. lol.

hmmmmm. now i would like to talk about choosing between jc and poly. after much talk with my brothers, we found out something very discouraging for me.

ok. if i go to jc, i would have one hell of a hard time studying there. y? because i need to study maths and science if i go to the science stream. as u ppl already knew. i hate maths to the core. and science? i have no interest in it. and if i go art stream, i would have to take history and lit. damn. no way. jeremy studying lit? those words know who i am but i don't recognise them at all. and talking about history, i will be bored to death trying to study it. and also, i will need to study chinese once again. lol. chinese is easy for me, but the lessons are very torturing. so sian.

and as for poly? the best course for me to take will be accounting or engineering. both subjects which i had no problems in. but! engineering would require me to do something more or less like the dnt folio. the dnt folio!?! its my nightmare ok? that folio almost killed me. and as for accounting, i know how to do the trial balance all those. but i don't understand the principle at all. lol. its a wonder i can pass my poa in secondary school without understanding the subject. and amazingly, i scored a1 for accounting in sec 3. lol.

so conclusion, either way i will die. haix. don't so early huan loh lah. when i get my results then talk.

talking about dnt, this year dnt topic is crap. last year's was learning aids. this year is manipulation. lol. good game. i can't even come up with the mindmap to start a folio. lol. jinghan even suggest having justin, him and me combining forces to make a dnt folio and sell them to fellow dunmanites taking sec 4 dnt this year at a price of $500. lol. i wonder who will buy man. but on the other hand, some ppl maybe willing to pay $500 for an a1 in dnt leh. hmmmm, if that's the case, we will need jun jie on the team. lol. dnt top student mah.

ok, its been long since my last jeremy poon jiao wei show. the last episode was in the dec 15 post. hmmmmm, i ran out of topic to talk about leh. some ideas anyone? lol.

oh yah, before i forget. there is a theory i wanna state down here. a theory proven by kjm, ky, jun jie and me. lol. this theory is called the 369 alliance theory. ok. as u ppl knew. the origin of our so called 369 is based on our birthday dates. yah. coincidentally, the four of us were born in march. ky and jm were born on 3rd march, jun jie on 6th march and me on 9th march. lol. and so because of this. we had our very own 369. it should be already very well known to ppl that this group of 369 members always tries to suan the hell out of each other. but! there is something very peculiar about the 369 group.

most ppl will think that the both born in 3rd march will have the same thinking. having thoughts in the same frequency. yah? but u are all wrong. their plans always backfire with either one of them betraying their own alliance. whereas, both of them will make an excellent team with the one born on 9th march, which is me. also, it is quite impossible for them to tag with jun jie, the one born in 6th march, and i will need very little effort to form another excellent alliance with jun jie. y? u ppl may think y things will be like this right?

lol. here comes the explanations. and this requires the digit 3, 6 and 9. firstly, if the two born in 3rd wants to tag against the one born in 9th of march. they two will need to work together and thus divide each other out. but 3 divided by 3 is equals to 1. so their alliance won't work against me because i am the digit 9 and the result of their alliance will work against those born on the 1st of every month. but if either one of the 3rd march babies want to tag with me against another 3rd march baby, the two forming alliance will need to divide each other out. so 9 divided by 3 is equals to 3. this explains why the alliance formed by a 3rd march and 9th march is quite formidable. also, why will i form an excellent alliance with jun jie leh? because if u tilt the 9 around. it will look like a digit 6. and vice versa. this explains why the two of us can have the same frequency in our thoughts. lol.

anyway, this theory is founded by kjm. as usual lah. kjm is having his daily dose of talking crap and suddenly come upon this theory. lol.

next, i will explain why kjm is so good at talking crap. the abbreviation for talking crap aka kong jiao wei is kjw. jun ming's full name abbreviation is kjm. m will become a w if u invert it. thus if u invert the letter m in the abbreviation known as kjm. u will have kjw. and thus, kjm is equals to kjw. lol.

hmmmm. think thats all for today bah. been crapping alot in this post. lol.

anyway. here is a very lame video that ky told me to watch. its called college saga. lol. its almost the same as the game we used to play. final fantasy. lol. so sit back and relax.

college saga episode 1



college saga episode 2



college saga episode 3



college saga episode 4

ok. i have problems uploading the photos since ytd. damn. my internet seriously sucks to the core. anyway. here is some clips we took on ubin. as usual, ky was planning to guai lan jun ming and jun jie. so he formed an alliance with the rest. but this is what happened.

ky raped part 1



ky raped part 2

am so darn bored at home, so i decided to blog again. lol. will write on some stuffs that i forgot to blog early this morning bah.

yah, while hanging out with ky ytd. i got to know from him that tanest has lost it, and he was so damn proud about it. apparently, he lost it in thailand, his homeland. me? utterly no comments. i mean, if u lose it. then keep your mouth shut. its nth good to publicise about yah? and worse. he didn't lose it to his girlfriend. i mean if u lose it to your girlfriend. at least u can be happy bah. this shows that she trust u and u two are really close. but seriously, i think it is more of a shame than fame when u do it with a prostitute and u go around publicising it. worse of all, he thinks that he is a man now, a hero. god damn it. do things the right way man. i just can't stand the way he do things. can't he just wait? wakao. what if i tell him. to me, the most heroic act a man can do is to rob a bank and get away with it. is he gonna do it also? who knows what that idiot is thinking. maybe he will do it or maybe he won't. guess what? he is 18. older than me, and he still can't think.

that idiot aside. i finally wash my basketball a few days back. its been a long long time since i last washed my basketball. my converse all star tackified composite leather basketball. official size and weight for indoor and outdoor competition. lol. hmmmm. i will do something spastic while washing my basketball. i will talk to it. lol. its true. but it didn't reply like it used to anymore. maybe it's angry with me for not washing it that often liao. lol. those are crap. anyway. bought that basketball when i was in secondary one. so until now. it's been with me for 4 years. its my third personal basketball. i forgot where the other 2 went, but most prob at my grandma house if i am not wrong. i always wanted to buy a new basketball. a spalding infusion prof. but i dropped that idea. firstly, as the name states. infusion prof is for pro basketballer. i had alreay passed my prime and am no longer a pro. nv been one actually. so owning an infusion prof will make me a laughing stock. lol. next. compared the infusion prof to my worn out converse basketball. i still like my converse one more. hey, although its old but it spent 4 years with me leh. i have feelings and attachment to it after these 4 years liao. on top of it, it's been with me longer than any of my past girlfriends ok? longest relationship is only 1 year hor. 4 times longer ok?

and also, if i dispose my converse ball when its old and worn out. it would mean that i most probably will do that to my wife when she is old and gray. lol. i am not like that ok? lol. crapping also.

hmmmm. decided to go back to working out when i am at home now. y? for bodyshape. reason being, from all the info i gathered. girls like boys with nice bodyshape. y? not sure. maybe for security? or for showing off to friends? lol. most probably will do sit ups at home to beautify my 6 pacs or make them into 8 pacs if possible. dumbbells to further enlarge my biceps and triceps. and some foot exercises to enlarge my leg muscles too. but before that, i need to get fat. because i need flesh first in order to turn them into muscles. lol. also, i am quite happy with my height now. 178 cm above the ground. woohoo. beatten my own target of 175 cm. lol. happy happy.

meeting brothers later. going to see dk wear his number 3 uniform for the first time. damn it. both ky and dk wore number one uniform before and i haven't wore a number 1 or 3 uniform before. all i wear is number 4 unform only. lol.

i am still considering whether i should cut my hair or not. its quite long liao leh. abit messy. hmmmmm. will gather more comments before i make my decision bah.

photos later. gonna slack now.

woke up not feeling well ytd morning. woke up at 6.50am because i had to go for a job interview. packing of hampers. had a sore throat. my mum said that i have been slp-ing late in the night. and the heat is getting into me.

anyway, was suppose to meet jun jie and justin by 7.50pm at bedok mrt station. i was late by 10 minutes. lol. wasn't really used to taking bus to bedok at this time so don't really know how to guage the timing. hahahahahaha.

took bus 222 to somewhere in chaichee, where the jtc industrial buildings and an ite was situated. lol. so went to the work place. jun jie, jun liang and wai kit started to work because they were already employed. leaving justin and me to wait for the interview. 30 minutes passed and we wasn't even given the application form. also, alot of applicants were swarming around the place. so justin and i thought that our chance of being employed were very low. were thinking whether we should leave the place and wait for toy 'r' us to call us.

while deciding, my condition got worse. so i had to find a place to rest. justin and i ended up leaving that place and going to his house.

took bus 222 back to bedok interchange and switch to bus 66 in order to get to justin's house. while at his house, he allowed me to see all his gundam model. damn. there were dozens and dozens of gundam models in his house. gundam models of all sizes and grades.

next, we had nth to do. so i ended up teaching him how to start a blog in the end like i promised him to. but we encountered a problem, his blog is using the new blogger which i wasn't familiar with. i am still using the old blogger. lol. so basically, i am blogging noob. lol. ended up using a primary template provided by blogger.com because i needed time to find out from brothers and friends the method to edit the blog lay out in the new blogger. hmmmm, wasn't of much help to justin. i wasn't a pro at blogging at all. i needed jun ming's and liang's help to get my own blog up and running, remember?

justin and i were planning to go to ikea to ask for job vacancies, but we decided to reach at 1pm. after justin had his blog done, its only 11am. so we decided to play ps2. watched him play a gundam seed game totally in jap. well, although i am learning jap from justin at the moment, i still can't read jap characters. lol. next, i watched him play battle assault 3. he is pro man. damn pro. lol.

went to ikea after that. anyway, we didn't fill in the application form again. y? this time, ikea's workers said that we need to be 18 and above in order to work there. damn. i am applying for warehouse assistance. means that i will be moving stuff. u think an ultraman and a megazord can't get the job done? eventhough ultraman is still lousier than megazord, i can still get the job done ok?

and so after that, we decided to eat lunch at mac in tampines. also to meet ky to get the thumbdrives for the photos. but he decided to pass it to dong kai first. i will get the thumbdrive tml. sorry ppl. promise that there will be photos ytd. today i promise. anyway. in the end, ky wasn't meeting us anymore. because he will be meeting dong kai instead.

was planning to go home after lunch. but decided to go to jun ming house alone to get my dics. yah. dvds for movies like curse of the golden flower, borat and night in the musuem. lol.

reached jm house and i learnt that, he together with elvis and kelly will be meeting ky. by then, i was feeling fine. so i thought, "today brother off day, since he off day. go out with him lor." in the end, ended up meeting ky after a big round.

met up with ky at tm and they decided to go to phin to have lunch. i already had lunch so i sort of accompany them to eat. talked alot of crap there. suaned the hell out of each other. lol. i got my revenge! backstabbed jm for betraying my alliance last time. lol. talked alot about ncc also. conclusion? from this year onwards, ncc is equivalent to gone case. so as we predicted, they may end up joining dunman's new cca. and that is comminuty service.

anyway, heard from elvis that faiz, currently a clt wants to push dunman into a gold unit. hmmmm. my comments? if the current batch is shamir's batch, we still can achieve it. but the problem now is, the current batch consist of a big time trouble maker called jonathan fan. and the worse problem is, he will most like be the only suitable candidate for the usm post. ky's successor. lol. here comes the fun part. to my best knowledge, jonathan fan has a gang outside of school. and so there is a high probability that he will ask the whole ncc land unit to go out for gang fights instead of our usual trainings. now u ppl know why i say ncc land is gone case?

after that, went to popular with elvis and kelly to buy their files. my mouth slipped and indirectly suanned kelly. elvis included. felt so sorry. cause elvis was my main target. but i completely forgot that kelly was there too. lol. and guess what? alvin is working at popular. lol. xiao sia that guy. o's just over and he is working in a bookstore. staring at books again? lol.

after that. ky bought more clothes. i bought one pink top. lol. feel like buying a ring. in total, ky bought 15 new tops. power right? lol.

went to meet dk at cityhall after that. we met at 6 plus. while on the mrt, ky told him alot about a girl at his workplace. the girl called mandy. who to him is damn freaking sickening and irritating. lol. laughed my ass off throughout the trip,

and guess what? we went to the cosafe maid cafe at chijmes to have lunch. omg lah. u know what is that place mah? its set up just recently by a 16 years old girl who adore cos-playing. so u should have guessed it. the waitresses are all dressed up. lol.

ate and talk more crap there. heard interesting mi stories from dk. a little action done by a particular boy who calls himself little monkey made me think back about ncc for awhile. he said that the little monkey walks around mi carrying a radio on his shoulder. lol. it makes me think back about the days in ncc again. after training, ky, dk and me will slack at a particular bubble tea shop. and our seniors like sergeant kai xiang and henry will join in. boys talk at that time. talked about girls, girls, girls, girls and more girls. and from time to time. another senior called qi quan will walked pass us carrying a radio on his shoulder too. lol. fun days. but they are just memories now.

lol. we had one waitress serving us. quite chio bah. name is faith. lol. don't go huh!?! it's true, her name is faith. age 18. lol. we thought that she was only 16. look so young. we talked and disturbed her abit. and the 3 of us combine to finish more than one jar of iced water. lol.

here comes the best part. ky treated us to the dinner at cosafe maid cafe! lol. he spent a total of $100 at the cafe. $93 on food and $7 indirectly as tips. he forgot to take the change and faith thought that it was tips.

after that, we went home. most prob going out today again. and this time i promise, photos fo sure. bb.

now, i know i'm not the one you thought you knew back in high school
never goin' never showin' up when we had to
attention that we crave don't tell us to behave
i'm sick of always hearin' act your age

mass lan ytd! ok, this is what happened.

met up with ky and jun ming at tampines mac at 12.30pm. as usual, jm overslept and was late. so he kept ky and me waiting again.

after jm reached, we ate lunch. then we went to shop. i'm not the one shopping, ky is the one. ky got his pay today. lol. not bad right? while shopping, we talked alot. found out that dunman had changed alot. assembly was shifted to monday instead of friday. and uniform is only compulsory for monday and friday. as for the other three days, students just have to wear the new formal t shirt implemented by dunman. dunman also had a new cca, community service. its for those students who doesn't have a cca. cool ain't it. anyway, i am not so sure about the details, heard it from ky who in turned heard it from elvis.

elvis also told us that ncc had four teachers in charge already. mr rudy, mr imran, mr wong and one indian teacher. eventhough one new teacher will aid in improving ncc's efficiency, but i doubt our ncc will make their mark anymore. because our juniors are all big time losers and slackers who can't even get a job done nicely. i know that u ppl will say that my batch of ncc members were also slackers but at least, we get our job done. nicely. so i think in the end, all the ncc land members will change cca and join the new community service. haix, those ncc land's glorious moment as a gold unit ten years ago will go down in the history of dunman sec. haix. but still, i am proud to be a member of dunman ncc land unit. the unit that always tries to make its mark no matter what obstacles lies ahead of us. the dunman land unit that was so united and worked together to strive for their goal. the unit that nurtured me into what i am today.

shopped until 4 plus then we went to cityhall to meet up with the rest. in all, there were 8 ppl playing lan. ky, me, dk, jm, jun jie, wai kit, elvis and jun liang. played counterstirke and dota. found out that my skills in both games dropped. not so much in cs but alot as for dota. lol.

ok. before i carry on. there is something i wanna state down here. i think i will be using the term pro noob and noob pro. ppl who don't understand this term may go huh, hoh, he and heh. so now, i will explain this terms to u ppl.

but before i start, i will show u guys a table. a table to determine one's skill in lan gaming. the table goes like this. at the top most there is elite pro. followed by pro. next up will be noob pro. then average. next, pro noob. continued with noob and lastly elite noob.

so as u can see in the table of ranking. there is a difference between noob pro and pro noob. noob pro means that u are a pro in lan gaming. but u still considered as noob as compared to pros. in simple terms, u are a very lowly skilled pro. pro noob on the other hand means that u are a noob, but among the noobs, u are considered the cream of the crop. the leader of those noob lan gamers. so basically, pro noob means that u are a very skilled noob. so understand ppl? after all those explanations, and if u still don't get it. i will teach u how.

step one. walked into your house kitchen. step two. look for a wok or a frying pan. step three. whack yourself real hard with the item u had chosen in step two. reason? if u don't understand what i mean. there is no point for u to have a brain that is functioning nicely. my explanations are fool proof. just like the magazines for the m16 rifle used by singapore armed forces. if u can still put the magazines the wrong way. hit urself with the wok or frying pan too. lol. please note that this method applies to those ppl who are using the com in their friend's house.

as for those who are outside now, like being in places like mac with wireless lan or a lan shop. this is what i propose u ppl to do.

step one. look for a road with alot of cars. step two. walk into the middle of the road and close ur eyes. step three. wait for ur time to die. lol. ok, all those are craps. i have nth better to do mah. life is very boring nowadays.

back to the main topic. played cs. flexibility and accuracy were abit off today. long time no play. its been almost 3 months since i last touch cs. today, the team roosters goes like this. ky, dk, jm and me going up against jun jie, jun liang, wai kit and elvis. was the top frag for the first game before they restart. ky topped the second round and dk for the third. played de dust for round one and two and de dust 2 for round three. although my performance was not that good in the other two rounds. i am still able to score more kills than the top frag of the other team. conclusion. cs dropped from average to pro noob.

as for dota. the team rooster was still the same as cs. i used sand king. our team was being thrashed in dota. ky was a newbie, so he ended up feeding the opposite team. they made a nice move to gang up on ky. half way through the game, ky had something on and left for home. so, it was 3 on 4. leaving dk, jm and me to play against the other 4 who were already winning the game. we left the game as there was no way we could turn the table around short handed.

so jun jie they all play their own games while jm and i tagged to play against dk to test his skills. he's in dnk man. so we have to test out dk aka lovenidaoniku's dota skill to see if he was worthy of being in dnk or not. result. he was indeed worthy. jm and i decided to become the assasins brothers. lol. i chose phantom assasin and he chose stealth assasin. both were late game hero. dk used venomancer. he won us. worse, we did not even kill him once. y? we were fooling around. was so disorganised. did not gang banged him. ended up being isolated by him. one on one. and lost. plus. dk was pro lah ok? lol. on top of that. i did not play dota for 3 months also! lol. excuses lah. conclusion. dota dropped from pro noob to elite noob.

after that, dk, jm and i left to eat our dinner whereas the rest were still playing. dk and i ate burger king. jm didn't eat. while eating. dk talked about his experience in mi with all the chio bus. nice one lah. and dk, if u are reading this. u won, totally man.

also, i heard from dk that there is a chio bu in mi who used to study in pierce sec. she was in track and field and guess what? her 2.4 timing is 9 minutes and 36 seconds. damn. she is faster than me. my fastest timing was 9 minutes and 45 seconds. damn damn damn damn damn. need to train 2.4 again liao. lol.

after that, went to take mrt. here comes the funny part. after dk took the train towards boon lay at cityhall, jm and i turned 180 degrees from the platform where dk took his train and ended up taking the red line instead of the green line. blur sia the two of us. lol. so ended up in somerset where i accompany jm to eat his dinner at heeren. wanton mee. lol.

after that, took bus no. 65 home instead of the train. y? cause we don't feel like going home yet. once we arrived at tampines, we went to cafe cartel to ask if they have any job vacancies or not. turned out that they need ppl who are able to work at least 6 months. lol. slacked around for awhile before going home.

while at home, asked dk to check nba web for details on la lakers and kobe bryant. y did i asked him to do it for me? because my internet speed is damn slow. 100mbps sounds not bad right? but what if it is being share among two coms via a router? omg right. somemore, due to the aftermath of the earthquake. the internet speed is even slower.

anyway, lakers had 21 wins and 11 loses so far. not bad. around 60% of winning percentage. 65.625% to be exact. and as for kobe bryant, he had 29.1 points per game this season. a great drop of 6.3 ppg from his 35.4 last season. hope that his ppg will go up once again.

that aside, the day was fun. lol. monday can go out again. ky has two days off during that week. so need to start planning liao. the compilations of photos taken during prom and ubin maybe completed on moday once i get the thumbdrives from ky. so by then, there will be lots of photos.

lastly, edited the post posted on 4th january 2007.

today is the 4th day of the new year, 2nd day since sch starts. lol. it feels good ain't it? ppl are going to sch while we all are slacking at home. slp-ing til our heart's content before we wake up. lol. but still, i'm urging to start work.

played basketball the day before ytd with the kwa cousins, justin and joshua. asked dk out but he can't make it. his house and my house are too far, plus he needs to pack his stuff. he is going to sch the next day. jun jie on the other hand needs to stay home to help out with cleaning his house since it was under renovation. not really renovation, upgrading should be the word. what about ky? he is working. no comments, just haix.

anyway. the new year surely has alot of new changes. y? let me tell u. our group's 2006 basketball all stars, joshua and me, had a downfall. yah, we were dethroned by justin and he was crowned the 2007 basketball all star. haix. can't help bah. josh and i had passed our prime. =x

lol. was too disappointed by my performance ytd. was shooting only 10 to 20% from the three point line. worse, i lost the skill of using one of my two trademark move. the three point fade away jumper. all i hit was air. purely air. u all maybe wondering, what is my second trademark? brothers should know it. its widely and efficiently used by my apprentice - kjm and i. lol. that is to purposely make our opponent cause the ball go out of bound by throwing the basketball at them when we are being cornered. lol.

and my driving skills dropped too. dropped from my usual 80% to around 50%. haix. what can i say? long time never play? can't help man. was busy with my own stuff. and i know i know, if i want improve or at least maintain my skills, i need to train. but! the night just after i played basketball, i can't slp again. my waist was hurting me once more. how do i train if my body is in this kind of condition? give up? i don't wanna lose this passion. i tried it once last year, but i can't shake it of my head.

played team match once ytd, justin and joshua against me and kwa cousins. 2 on 3. lol. score? 6 to 7. my team won. i hit the game winner. lol. both jm and me tied for 3 points and liang scored 1. lol. joshua finally know how hard it was to be outnumbered when u are playing basketball. i was under that situation everytime. anyway. while playing, i discovered something. even if i don't have the ability to carry my team on my back and lead them in scoring anymore, i can still do other stuff. that is to assist them. had 4 assists ytd. lol. not bad. changed from a shooting guard to point guard huh? kobe bryant to steve nash. lol. but still, i prefer being kobe bryant.

anyway, went out with jun ming ytd to accompany him for tea break? lol. he ate long john. walked around tm. decided to buy a model kit after much consideration. went to jm house to get a round head file and some wet and dry paper which he took from our sch dnt room. what are those for? to shape my model kit. lol. anyway. while listening to my mother talk when i was doing my model kit, i cut a wrong piece. and oh shit. i cut one of the parts up. used uhu glue to stick them back together in the end. lol. that model still looks fine lah. =x

currently had 8 of the gundam models from the gundam seed, seed destiny, seed astray and seed stargazers series. still lack alot of them. but i think i won't be able to buy them anymore. let's hope i get them as presents. lol. nah, it won't happen.

anyway, went for a medical appointment for my eyes at changi general hospital. lol. close friends should know what is problem with my eyes bah. the nurse dripped some eye drops into my eyes. the purpose of the eye drops is to enlarge my pupils so that the doctor can observe the interior of my eye balls. the effect? alot of light will enter my eyes because my pupils were enlarge and its very uncomfortable. can't even open my eyes fully. lol. next appointment will be on my brother's birthday this year. lol.

think that's all bah. mass lan tml. finally can have a group outing where brothers all meet up. finally.

its 2007! a new year with an increased 7% gst! well, that sucks right? but what can we do? government says so, we just follow lor. anyway, a new year means reflection. yah, reflection on the past year. the already gone 2006.

here i go. hmmmmm, i did made a few big accomplishments in 2006. came off 2005 and entered class 4e. well. its not my choice. due to my poor maths results in 2004, the school placed me in class 3e which in turn will become class 4e. but still, i did enjoyed my time in 4e. with that crapper jun jie and all those crazy dnt students like justin, jing han etc. bunch of slackers.

well, 2006 was the first time i wore my red lanyard. yah the lanyard that signifies my power and authority as a staff sergeant. but still, above me, there will be some beings of greater power. the clts. yah. if i am not wrong. the second time i wore my red lanyard. i was pumped by my sir. sir zuotong. its the cca orientation day. we screwed it up. some miscommunication in our operations caused other cca group to think that we used bribery as a sort of gaining cadets. despite my firm ojections, the other bought pizzas. to objective of buying pizzas was to give the ones that put in effort during the orientation and maybe those that joined ncc land. but they got it all wrong and gave the sec 1 students to attract them to join. error in communication. the day ended with a one hell of a scolding with me going hard against sir zuotong. not a nice day to remember. we were already short handed and worse, our usm can't make it due to a workshop. so the rest of the staff had to take care of the situation with many inexperienced cadets running about.

our dear usm was having the adam khoo's workshop and came to have a look. but to his horror, sir zuotong was scolding us. he was shocked. utterly shock when we asked him to go away and treat that he saw nth. well. i should say we did not choose the wrong leader to follow. seeing us being scolded because of his mistake. he cried. well. we all did. 3 out of 5 of the staffs back then. elvis, ky and me. as for the other two. no comments. they took it like nth has happened huh?

anyway, around this time. my basketball idol, kobe bryant did something more than amazing. i was stunned too. on 22nd january 2006, kobe bryant scored 81 points against toronto raptors. second highest points scored in a nba match right after lengend wilt chmaberlain 100 points game. nice? kobe is pro man. too pro.

next was the adam khoo's workshop. should be a fortnight after the cca orientation day. or one week after. i forgot. lasted 3 days. it was on speed reading, mind mapping, o's study methods blah blah blah. and the big finale? a talk about family ties which sent everyone weeping. it did help us in bonding with family for awhile i guess. by the way, the speed reading and other study methods don't work for a slacker like me. a slacker has a slacker way of studying. =x

next should be the racial harmony day bazaar bah. if not wrong. well. that day was havoc. i did not help out at my class outlet at all. y? ncc was shorthanded on that day for carpark duties, i need to be there to inspect the juniors. only i was down there full time. lauzh, ky , elvis and jun liang need to help out with the class outlets. well. as usual, i complained. why does ncc land always have to do all these shit jobs? y not the ncc air? is it because we are a bronze unit and they were gold? well, on that day. had some fun too bah. my class had this dunking machine for the bazaar. we caught ky and dunked him. lol. fun sia. well. what can i say? being sabo and prank is the special privilege our usm always gets. lol. mass lan on that day. havoc sia. tonnes of guai lan-ing and xia lan-ing. as usual. all against ky. i think. he's tough man. always going up against all of us. lol. usm mah. should have more endurance than us.

up next. the advanced drill course aka supernumerary course. yah. the applicants of our unit, sir han teng, ky, me, zh, jun liang and elvis were all selected out of all the many applicants. it was a five day course i think. during that five days. we went through alot of drills classes and tests. we were being trained in sword drills, more complicated arm drills, colour aka flag drills, more complicated foot drills and lastly, slow march. well. i was separated from the others and was all alone in a platoon filled with strangers. well. after five days, my hardwork paid off. i got my yellow lanyard. well, its a good think we turned up for the course instead of running off and playing lan on the day of reporting.

hmmmmmm. what's next? let me think. well. yah. its april i think. she came back to me. yah. jasmine tan. well. what can i say? was so confused back then. she just broke with her ex. jonathan choo. and said she like me again? brothers told me i was a spare tyre until a better man comes along. but still. i started with her again. until may bah. we sort of ended.

anyway, around this time, my dear usm had a growing interest in a girl called wong xin yi and tries to get close to her, with the help of the kwa cousins. lol. never did we thought that this courtship will turn out to be one filled with many ups and downs. lol.

lakers got into the playoffs this seasons but didn't made it far anyway. was eliminated by the phoenix suns 4 games to 3 in the best of 7 series. kobe bryant led the league in scoring with 35.4 points per game but he was not named the mvp of nba. instead steve nash of phoenis suns was named the mvp, second time in a row.

also, around this time was the mid year examinations. the students from 4a to 4d were busily studying. but my brothers and i were slacking away. full time. our special talents. well. to my surprised, i got 2nd in class again this time. despite all the slacking. lol. not bad. quite a great achievement bah. lol.

well, during this period, something happened. dk was kicked out from the group. main cause? ky and me. haix. so sorry bro. we were wrong. in return, the masterplan was formed. clan heads or should i say high council members were sam, ky, me and wen jie.

after that 6th june 2006 was around the corner. plans? we decided to go to our ncc annual camp on 5th june with samuel and wen jie to celebrate 6th june. the so called devil's rebirth? aiyah. i am not satanic, i am not so sure. was chased out by mr rudy. so decided to go to samuel house to fool around. that day was fun. bbq-ing, jiao wei-ing and giving elvis a birthday surpirse. ky decided to confess to xin yi on this particular day too. he hoped that 666 will bring him luck. well. on 4th june 2006, talked to her and we sort of patch back again bah. anyway, that is not the main point. we played til almost 4 plus 5 in the morning, then we slept awhile. lol. ky and me bathe together. lol. shared a bathtub. lol. fun man. talked alot while we slacked in the bathroom for almost 2 hours. lol.

on 6th june 2006. everyone woke up. lethargic. sam and me went for dnt and was scolded for being so sloppy. lol.

during the june holidays, the masterplan high council members went on a trip to pulau ubin. to have fun and also to scout the area. be the pioneers. why? we would bring the rest of the masterplan members back here for fun. one day. we swore it in that day. anyway, we spent the day cycling. it rained in the night and we cycled in the rain to look for a shelter. it was freaking cold. spent the night under a shelter in the resort. one hell of a night.

after that? i spent almost all of my time with brothers. jiao wei-ing and doing dnt. during dnt, jun jie will get spastic when we all get tired. he's the source of fun in dnt. regret for not spending more time with him.

during this time, ky and xin yi progress alot. well, so like u all guessed. i spent most of my time together with them and the kwa cousins in their group outing, or should i say group date? well, i had nth better to do, so might as well help out my brother. its good to see a happy ending. well, it never came. haix.

everyone should be asking, what about my girl yah? well. here is my reason for not going out with her, first, its not like i nv asked her out. out of my 10 attempts from april to july, the results was, mission failed. i was too darn sianned after the chains of failed missions to even call her out again. so i decided to spend time with brothers instead. secondly, she and me was nv meant to be. we had a barrier. a barrier so great for me that i felt uncomfortable. i wasn't me in front of her. the full time jiao wei-ing guai lan slacker jeremy wasn't him at all in front of her. lol. maybe that's because we didn't know each other well at all bah. we started just like that, in a blink of an eye. can't blame anyone. in a relationship to me, there is no right or wrong, only fit or not.

i think it is during this time that we all got interested in fishing, so from there we bought two fishing rods and went fishing almost every weekends. lol. never really caught anything. we were noobs mah. lol. masterplan broke up soon after when wen jie and sam quarrelled.

came prelim bah. she told me that we should keep distance. well. i agreed. in order for her to concentrate on her studies. well. hard time for me. damn hard. anyway, full time slacking since june had became a habit. i can't get down to study. was so distracted with my relationship problems and also, my habit. so was deciding to flung my prelims where in turn, i got third in class. a miracle. yes. second time. luck was on my side. lol.

it is around this time that my brothers started to like playing basketball. so we started playing whenever we have the time. decided to accept jun ming as my one last final apprentice and impart him all my skills to make him more pro than me. lol. with a chance to play basketball almost daily, my long lost skills were slowly regained. during this point of time, i was on the way to regaining my skills while i was at my peak during sec 1. as according to justin, my three pointers improved to around the 60 to 75% range. i was happy, but i soon found out one thing, i really can't play basketball for long, my knee injury started to work up. still remember the sleepless nights due to the pain.

oh yah, before i forgot. there was a break in between the prelims exams, so we decided to celebrate xin yi birhtday at east coast. it was 1st september if i am not wrong. ky brought an ice cream cake to celebrate her birthday, sweet ain't he? but haix. it should be around this time that they ended. love huh? root of all heartaches. urgh.

after prelims came the real thing, the o levels. so everyone was studying even harder. due to the poor prelims results. teachers pushed us even harder. while. the others changed. but not me. i was slacking away again. same problems i faced during prelims kicked in. this time. its harder. we kept our distance still. for the fear that teachers will find out that she is in a relationship and if her mum finds out through our "caring" teachers. its her doomsday. lol. well. i got so pissed during those time. why? to prevent being suspect, she should keep distance from all the boys or just me alone? all the boys right? but nah. she kept distance from only me alone. was so pissed. anyway, ain't this even more suspicious? don't know, don't care, don't bother. it's all over what. just a reflection now. lol.

amidst the distance. i was even more pissed. i thought all along she wanted to study, so i nv disturb her. but in the end. she was playing gameboy advance all the while. almost blow up like a dormant volcano. an eruption from a dormant volcano is even more serious than an eruption from an active volcano. that's what i read and know. thanks to my superhuman effort to control my anger. i ended up giving her attitude only. but the aftermath was already very serious. wonder what will happened if i blew up then? lol.

anyway. we ended, ppl who read my previous post should already knew. o's came. i went unprepared. though the papers were sort of easy except for the physics paper. i am still very afraid now. what if i didn't reach my 14 point mark for l1r5? well. what can i say? you reap what u sow yah? i did not studied, so i should not expect any good grades. lol.

also, before i start my job hunt, the whoe gang went to pulau ubin again. further details about the trip is in the post dated 27th november 2006. =)

after o's i went to work. in fact the days i spent job hunting was even more than the days i actually worked. work for 8 days only. even up til now. i am still waiting for the fliers job. wonder when i can start work. anyway. since after o's, all our brothers did not meet up that often liao. all tied down by work. schooling is better still. cause we still can hang out. haix. nvm, if there's a will, there's a way. we can meet up if we made an effort to. yah?

thats the end of my reflection. so long year 2006 and wecome 2007. hope that everything will be better in 2007. let's hope so. let's hope.

anyway, before i go, its a new year. so i decided to try a new thing. i've added a statcounter in my blog on this new year day. bye ppl. gonna slack now.