back for the sake of updating weekly. life has been the same for weeks so i don't really know what to blog about. feeling a lil bit random today, so i think i'll just keep on typing on how i feel about random stuff and some random facts about me.

first up, eventhough i always wanted to have a car, its been my dream to own a scooter since young. a vespa should be ok. and coupled with the helmet i saw at zinc tampines mall with ky. perfect!

i always thinks that ppl who attempt suicide are pathetic. this life u have can be given to others who are fighting for their dear lives right now. u have a choice. think about those who lost their lifes in the tsunami years ago and the earthquake last year, do they have a choice?

i think guys who abuse their girlfriend or wife should have their balls clamped and electrocuted. thats pathetic. u call urself a man by whacking the hell out of a weaker sex who can't match ur strength?

i think ppl who cheat on their partner are seriously fucked up. do u know what kind of damage u are doing to the victim?

i think time heals all wounds but there will always be a scar.

love with no status is a definite no way for me now. got so fucked by it. once bitten twice shy and i don't think i have any more of me left to go through with another one like this.

i think i have quite a strong mind power when it comes down to doing things i like. wanna try outlasting me in a bball match?

ask me what's my biggest achievement in bball and i will say winning a practice match against the dunman all star team way back in sec 1. razif, rc and hong yu against kang soon, josh and me. can u believe it? and oh yah, i hit the game winning 3 pointer. dig that!

i've always have this fantasy of hitting a game winning shot right at the buzzer in a real life bball competition. how orgasmic will that be man!?! the adrenaline rush, the freezing of time during the few seconds span, all eyes on you and the shot and you seeing nth but the rim.

biggest sporting achievements when i'm young? completing the 3km endurance swim without stopping at the age of 7 or 8. thats 60 laps ppl. 60.

biggest sporting achievements during secondary school days? coming in 9th in annual cross country during sec 2. sure, anyone can complete a 4km run. it maybe short for alot of ppl. but try winning a medal when u were pitted against the others. there's guys from soccer team and basketball team that i outran and i am only from ncc. if u wanna achieve big, you have to start small and win small. =)

nicest physical feelings in the world? shitting, peeing, being full, sleeping and orgasm. value: pricelesss.

my gang of brothers and i have stated that we will be a gang for life. "team18 holdings" until old age and maybe in the netherworld. however, i don't wanna be the first to die and neither will i want to be the last to die. its good to come in first for things, but being the first to die sounds pathetic. and being the last to die? how boring will life be when the other brothers are dead? sitting in coffee shop all by urself and reminiscing about the past is worse than dying i guess.

i'm afraid of growing fat cause my mum makes growing fat sounds like its worse than having cancer. hahahahahaha.

i'm only 5 weeks into my internship and i'm bored to death by the routine. i can't imagine how i am gonna stay with a company for couple of decades man. damn.

i think i'm old right now. i can't take the fact that i'm 20 for the coming 9th march. holy shit!

i don't scold "fuck" because i'm a vulgar person. its just that i think "fuck" sounds superbly nice. however, too much "fuck" turns me off.

i may appear hardworking to alot of ppl because i complete my work fast and on time. but thats for a higher purpose called slacking without huan loh-ing. whats the point of having fun when u can feel guilty of not completing ur work? man. this is what i call the full mastery in the art of slacking. free in mind and soul. lol.

i am not close to my younger brother at all. we have bipolar characteristics. he's a fulltime geek and i'm a 100% slacker. the hardworking traits that my parents have run in his blood and my blood contains their gl-ness. he listens to r&b sang mostly by female artists and i worship blink 182 and other punk rock/pop punk bands. ever thought of how a conversation between a geek and a guai lan slacker will be? hahahahaha. want a recording of that?

westlife during lower primary. jay chou and some punk rock during upper primary and lower sec. punk rock and pop rock since then until now and it'll stay that way until i die. at least thats what i think now.

i love beautiful things. so don't blame me when i stare at a pretty girl. hahahahaha. can't help it. the same goes for an artpiece or a photo.

i have short attention span. roughly ranging from 15 to 45 minutes. but during this time, i am super efficient.

i think the "s" on superman's chest stands for "stupid". fancy wearing he's redhot underwear in the wrong sequence as compared to a human being.

i don't speak much to acquaintances for i fear that i'll offend them. i'm super guai lan and i'll nv know when i'll say the wrong things.

i think my gang of brothers are not normal. and we have a long records that dates back to our secondary school days as evidences.

i think i have quite a good temper but if u know the keys and codes to seriously piss me off, its like a dormant volcano exploding. epic! the top prize for this achievement goes to my mum. and my sis earns the honourable mention award.

i'm super glad that blink 182 is back but tom delonge still sings like he's in ava. this makes him sounds like as if he had a dick in his mouth while singing "all the small things" live onstage in jay leno's show. and thats not a good thing.

i'm a self proclaimed genius because i think i show signs of me being a genius at times. hahahahaha.

i like the freedom of being single but at times i think its good to be tied down by a girlfriend. how cool will it be if i have a gf who knows when to tied me down and when to give me freedom? hahahahaha. i'm asking for too much here.

i don't think education is everything but i think it sets the base for everything.

i think eq is more important than iq. smart as hell but fucked up as shit in the personality department and all u get from me is
t(-_-t).

i think drummers are cool as hell. and having a female drummer in the band will be fucking cool.

same goes to me finding a gf. i may be attracted to beautiful things but when i find that the personality sucks. it turns me off. but it'll be cool as hell if my gf is pretty and have good personality. any guy who has this kind of gf better cherish them man. you're one lucky piece of shit.

i wanna have 2 kids. one boy and one girl. jayden and jayne. continue the tradition in my family of having "j" as the initial for our name.

i think i'll teach my son to play bball when he's young and hope that he'll develop a love for it.

a choice my son will have to make when the time comes. drums, guitar or bass? lol!

basketball wasn't my first love. i've tried soccer and rugby before settling for basketball. i wanted to join my primary sch soccer team but found out that i have not much interest in it not long after that. i've tried for the rugby team too but didn't get pick because my friend who was my partner for the trials threw the ball below my knee. how the fuck do u catch that kind of pass? and how the fuck do u make the team when ur coach thinks that u can't catch?

sometimes i hold back during pick up games just for the thrill of coming back from a deficit and winning the games eventually. but i try not to do that now as i think its very disrespectful to the opponents. however, i may still do that during one on one to see how much my friends have improved and to find out their flaws so that i can give them advise.

my swimming coach wanted to sign me up for water polo. but being too mind fucked by all the swimming at age 7 and 8. i declined the offer.

biggest regrets in life thus far? being too immatured and quitting the basketball team. however, if i didn't quit the bball team, i wouldn't be this close with my brothers now. so i guess its a blessing in disguise.

its 10.40pm and i think i should slp. lol!

but before i go, blink 182 playing "the rock show" and "all the small things" live on tonight with jay leno.


the rock show.


all the small things.

i think travis rocked the show man. so did mark.

gotta go. night.

holy! lakers won both celtics and cavaliers in the past week. top team in nba currently. anyway, kobe played with a flu and even vomited before the game started. but he scored 19 points. lebron on the other hand had 16 points for 5 of 20 shooting. noob! kobe shot better than u even when he had a flu. this got to earn kobe the top spot in the race to mvp column man.

alright. went to sch practically for nth. sat in the lab for 1 hour of erm and left for polyclinic. no, not to get mc. went polyclinic to find my mum, she's there to get some medicine for her chronic headache.

stayed in the clinic for like 2 hours. hahahaha. almost died of boredom. but nvm arh. accompany mother mah. at least we talked throughout. lol.

then went down to kovan to get my ankle treated. new physician. a better one i presume. but damn, the medicine is so god damn oily lah. i think if i drop a lighter on my ankle, the whole leg confirm gone.

anyway, the physician's quite funny arh.

u know, the previous trend in america is "oh my god". but now, they don't do that, they go "oh 爸妈".

hahahaha. got me kinda stunned at first. oh yah, like i guessed, major prob with my ankle now is weakened ligaments. genius lah.

was talking to justin ytd.

me: good thing i got determination. can still play with injuries.
justin: yeah. saw my pm?
me: yah. south korean old lady taking the driving test 772nd time right?
justin: yeah.
me: actually, this shows 2 extreme of human beings.
justin: ?
me: first, we have a very determined old woman. taking the driving test even when she has already failed 771 times. respectable determination and mind strength. and the second one will be. it shows us the extend of how stupid a person can get. 771 times. i think that's more than the questions in the database.
justin: LOL.
me: 771 times sia. i think its more than the amount of 3 pointers i've sank in my whole life.
justin: LOL.

lol. serious, no joke. 771 times sia. and its only theory test. but anyway, good luck to her 772nd attempt.

ok. saturday's trip to jun liang's house was a blast. boss was super funny throughout. he got a little high after some alcohol and became the entertainment for the night. blackjack was good initally. jun liang lost $40 to us in total and i won $7. then the tide turned when jun liang's father took over. our investment in boss went from listed company to bankruptcy. one pair of ace by jun liang's father and we lost $15. power as shit. overall, lost 70 cents. lol.

missed our last bus back to tampines but kelly's father was nice enough to send us to tampines interchange. zai sia, sitting at the back of a lorry and talking cock. damn power and shiok.

ok. last thing. chengyu gave me his sch team jersey. it's out of my admiration for tp bball team that he gave it to me. 2xl sia. so can't possibly wear it. even if i can, i'm not that bold to wear it. a bit too bhb arh. so i guess i'm gonna pin it up on my wall.

alright. photos.

that's my mum and dad fooling around. i think my dad said something wrong so my mum pounced on him.

can tell where i got my crazy personality from arh.

that's anton wearing chengyu's jersey. can be pyjamas liao lah.

lky testing boss to check if he's drunk. apparently, this method doesn't work cause it only makes the candidate blur.

ok. gonna chat with justin for a little bit longer before turning in.

was planning to start slacking and play dynasty warrior 6 on my com. but i remembered seeing this,

11 nov 08, 19:28
slacker slacks: hey chicky dance...update leh...work so boring...come your blog always see boss's bike...haha...cannot use for jobfeed somemore...

so here i am, trying to entertain my bored brother at work. lol. steady hor? blog because u bored hor. honoured boh? lol. actually, i don't think it'll help much, at most 5 more minutes of things to do and 5 minutes less of boredom. but then again, for the bored bugger lky, anything goes i guess.

first up, wtf. what chicky dance? lol. don't anyhow. later ppl and me got conflict and think i gl how? hahahahaha.

oh yah. current affairs. robbery in singapore. noob fuck sia that loser. disguise as woman and one man show. hahahahahahaha. james bond also cannot do that lah! brainless mofo.

being a loser aside, i think its good for that person also. try thinking logically, attempting to rob bank means no money. boh lui. pok gai. bankrupt. so now go prison, government feed also good. free lodging and food. but the trade off is the possibility of having scars on ur butt. not bad lah, apart from the pain, i think that noob benefited. but if he got family, then too bad for them lor.

talking about a robbery. we, the huan lo gang (with reference to jw's and ts's blog label for us), shall show u all the right way. "for the sake of brotherhood, thy shall carry out the masterplan."

current member includes me, jeremy "the jem" lim, samuel "stifler" lim, justin " the megazord" lim, lex lee khai yew, sir kwa and the god of jiao wei, cjj.

additional member may include sim pei ren the boss.

this masterplan is a master piece. a beautiful story about corruption, inside job and outfront daytime robbery.

ok lah, crap aside.

went bballing with samuel, wilson, chen wee, chengyu and arvind just now.

arvind went just to look around before going off with chen wee for their ftt e trial i think.

then its 2 on 2 and rotationary one on one. playing with chengyu is omg man. so tall and pro. as expected from tp sch team. playing with him is like going into unlimited limit break, seed break, trance mode, whatever u call it. cannot even relax for a moment. but i think its good, at least for me. pushing myself to improve. was very satisfied with my shooting man. was at least quite accurate for my standard. lol.

oh yah, for the 2 on 2, its chengyu and wilson against samuel and me. outcome? lose lor, but nv get thrash happy enough.

the rotationary one on one. 3 points game. its samuel vs me, chengyu vs me, chengyu vs samuel, chengyu vs me, chengyu vs samuel, chengyu vs me and chengyu vs samuel again. lol. can't seem to win him even after so many attempts.

then chen wee returned. 2 on 2 again. chen wee and me vs samuel and chengyu. played for a long time before playing an 11 points game. lost 8-11. not bad liao. hahahahaha.

after that, home sweet home. fun day man. lets do this like every tuesday. hahahahaha.

downpoint? my knee hurts now after pushing myself so hard.

ok lah. done. oh fuck. there's maf test tml! aiyah. fuck it. study during 1 hour break. dynasty warrior more important. hahahahahaha.

god, i've sinned. i drank coke. i know i shouldn't have drank it when i'm training my stamina. but i can't help it. who could have resisted not drinking coke while eating tom yam noodles. hell, they go together. its like romeo and juliet, prata and curry, peanut and butter, singa and pore, fuck and you, etc.

hahahahahaha! ignore those bullshit. but hell, i really drank coke. shit. guess i'll have to really chiong running tml and stick to drinking plain water, ice milo, vitasoy and peach tea. lol.

anyway, my slippers god damn snapped during bus stats tutorial. and shit it, i had to walk around sch and even walked home with that stupid slippers. felt damn stupid, especially when u are walking down the stairs! can't tahan it anymore when i reach the bus stop before the market place and took 293 home.

bought a new scientific calculator already. my sis bluffed me that it'll be lesser than $20. tio, my ah gong selling arh. it cost $21.85 man. and a new pair of slippers cost another $21.90. good, big hole in the pocket now. but thats common.

oh yah, ge wei practically owned the class for bus stats by scoring full marks. respect eh. thats god like man. hahahahaha. i wasn't that bad also. half marks from getting 100%. monster kill! =)

ok, i know i should be slp-ing now. but erm, sch starting on 1pm tml so what do u think? hmmmmm. guess i better go slp bah, can slp more i guess. lol!

night peeps.

woah. i think my posts are becoming more and more like naruto manga. publish once every week! lol.

well. i think it all comes down to me being lazy to update. life's as usual i think. i'm a boring individual afterall. lol.

all thanks to anton, otbs project is more or less done. i did something afterall ok? i designed the blog admin login page with samuel. thats alot of work hor. lol. seriously, i admit it will be a miracle if i can come up with the codes for the group assignment. only a psycho would give a group assignment like that. lol. hope mr jackson don't see this.

but serious, doing a blog site similar to blogger with friendster's friend adding feature will kill man. u need what nusoap, fckeditor, mysql and joomla to make it possible. all i know was their name and functions. connecting them together is shit cause i don't even understand a single thing. all i did in otbs was to copy exactly what mr jackson has shown on the screen. lol. so much for a bit student arh? i swear i'll die during internship if they ever ask me info tech stuff.

marketing and ob are near completion. yes! after that, free time. eh wait. no! there's still jap role play. wah fuck. don't ever take language cds. it'll kill u. nth is more irritating than coming up with the scripts and translating it into jap. worse of all, there's no free and good english to romaji translator on the internet!

i think my next cds won't be good either. introduction to game development. lol. if there's more coding to do. (-_-''') and if all my classmates are like those geeky, introverted students with specs that has thick frames and big lens. _l_ lol!

played bball on monday with samuel. lost the only match we played. got a little pissed though. not because we lost but because samuel looked as if he gave up without putting much of a fight. thats not the way man. chiong them even when we are losing, who knows we may just turn the table around like we always do?

tuesday was a pretty good day. shared ben and jerry's with samuel. lol. i'm easy to please eh. lol. nice but expensive arh. but nvm, my mother says, "when it comes to food, don't huan loh money". lol! ky and my best excuse to refrain ourselves from feeling guilty and sad.

wed, long day. thurs, boring day. ytd, screwed up day. seriously has no comments for lenny aw.

played bball on my own ytd. well. played a match, but didn't count the scores. a full court match. wah. i shot alot of air balls arh. but also managed to sink a few and gave one block. but still, not good enough. as usual, a serious lack of confidence. its up to me now. haix. it'll be a very difficult obstacle to overcome.

oh yah. bit captain ball tournament on july 23rd. was forming my team and some of the peeps that i want on my team was taken by teck wee. he was faster arh. so now, they are the all star team. jia lat. but nvm lah. lets just put up a good fight and nv give up until the end. lol. better don't look down on the year 1s also. crouching tiger hidden dragon arh.

ben and jerry's chocolate fudge brownie. oishii! lol.

thats all for this week. lol. no lah. thats all for now. will update if i have the time.

oh yah.

i forgot something. the tongue twister by lky.

elmo is elmo.
emo is emo.
elmo is not emo.
emo is not elmo.

if elmo is emo, then emo elmo is elmo.
if emo elmo is elmo, then elmo is emo.

but if elmo is not emo, then emo elmo is not elmo.
if emo elmo is not elmo, then elmo is not emo.

the above tongue twister is created by slacker slacks. this is a message from blho (bo liao health organisation) to spread the msg to people to stop emoing!!!

pretty lame arh? but logical and nice tongue twister there. see! this is the result of being too fucking bored at home. someone jio that idiot out man. i still have one week before i can slack fulltime with him.

as for the effort to stop emo-ing. i can pinpoint someone that blho can help. elvis yeo. emo fuck master sergeant. used to remember him sitting on a chair in the fire engine area infront of dunman's new block and staring into the sky. talk also don't want answer. good thing we had nice patience back then, if not use a rice sack cover u, drag u into boy's toilet blanket party liao arh.

now at least better, got his that piggy, at least frequency drop.

look whose talking?

just played dai di on viwawa with jm and we are now waiting for jj to join in. so while waiting, i decided to blog on some crappy stuff.

got these photos from a friend via email. its about mas selamat.

the handy print out to help facilitate the detection of mas selamat. bo bian arh. he can come in different disguises.

not only can he appear as those above, he can appear as a helpless old malay auntie.

if not, he can appear as a cute bunny girl.

worse still, disguise himself as uchiha itachi. mangekyou sharingan!

hahahahaha. the last stand of mas selamat.

they even make a tv series which copies prison break for him. its called toilet break.

hahahahaha. thats all.

releasing of o's results is tml. well, what can i say? u peeps who are getting results tml must be damn nervous and jumpy now right!?! well, can't blame, natural reaction. on my part, i do recall myself feeling abit nervous. anyway, purpose of today's post is to teach those peeps out there how to survive the night before u receive ur o's results. its pretty simple, just follow the steps below.

step 1. get as many close friends as you can to ton overnight at mac as its the only fast food restaurant available for tonning. the closer the friends the better. in my case, its brothers who i tonned with.

step 2. do alot of things while tonning to distract urself. as for us, we talked cock, played psp, and slp.

step 3. prepare urself for the day by having breakfast at mac. damn, i'm like promoting for mac huh?

step 4. take out vodka or any other alcoholic drinks and find a nice place to enjoy. preferably a playground. lol!

step 5. call some friends to inform them that you may get drunk and tell them ur current location which is most probably the playground.

step 6. get urself drunk and make sure one of the friends there is sober to look after u all. for us, it was justin who was sober.

step 7. lose something expensive as a sacrificial item for good luck when getting o's result. in our case, its ky's camera.

step 8. get ready to go to sch. and get results. at this point in time, there's a high percentage that u are still drunk. so u won't feel much of the tension or nervousness. all the tonning is to tired u out so that u have no strength to be nervous.

step 9. hug some friends, tell them good luck. curse some enemies, hope that they fail. =)

step 10. listen to mrs neo's torturous talk cock session. that will be a very long speech. fall aslp like u always do during lessons or assembly if u can't take it.

step 11. get ur results and start celebrating or crying out of joy or sadness.

step 12. start asking around and gl-ing each other.

step 13. close friends pls sms me ur results. thanks alot.

there you go. the final ritual u can perform in hope of getting good grades for o's. i did that and i got good grades. lol! don't tell me i'm superstitious, for things like o's results, its better to be safe. so better perform this ritual. lol. this post is so full of crap.

anyway, there was captain ball tournament ytd. its organised by my course's interest group. my class played in it and got 3rd. there was three year 1 class, one year 2 class and two year 3 class. we came in 3rd, not bad liao. the champion team had super tall players and playing against them was damn difficult. i can even reach the ball when i tried to block it.

slacked at the prata stall outside tp with wahid, chin wee, arvind and ruixin for awhile before going home. aftermath of ytd's tournament? feeling damn tired today. i was doing all the jumping, blocking and some running around.

oh yah, my class mixed with 3 peeps from other class. think they are called kate, js and kelvin. they played pretty well also. hahahahaha. had fun.

hope they hold a bball tournament soon. lol. as for my jumping ability, not being able to reach the ball because i had short arms was an excuse, lol, its because i still can't jump very high. being able to touch the bball rim in tp isn't enough for me, i want to pull the rim. so, need to do more training liao.

after talking to ky online a few days ago. we found out we had the same thinking, really are brothers. dream or reality? let me tell u. she being my ticket outta loserville? it can be a dream, it can be a reality. but for me, that idea can only be a dream and reality is the way it is now. alone, single, whichever way u put it. who's stopping me? jeremy lim jia hui. yeah. myself. i have no confidence at all. how come? beats me.

as for life. its so unpredictable. jm told me one of his primary sch friend just died of brain infection. according to jm, that guy was a kind guy, a very kind one. like i always said, being kind doesn't mean u always have nice ending. look at this poor kind soul, he was kind but was life kind to him? surely no. so much for karma. why can't some motherfuckers in this world just die instead of the kind souls? beats me too.

well, i guess that's life. this is growing up. i'm sure i'll encounter more of this similar kind of situations down the road. should start appreciating things more now.

bye.

this world's an ugly place
but you're so beautiful to me.

went to gym today with justin. lol. gym here is not guan yin ma like what someone said although its creative.

working out was fine bah. did my own sets of circuits. found out that my arm muscles are getting stronger and legs muscles are weakening. its because i only trained for my upper body at home. so lets think of ways to train up my legs muscles at home.

after gym, played abit of bball as usual. master told me not to record the win/loss here right at the start as he says that the main purpose of playing today is to help me warm up and remove my ball lag after 1 month plus of isolation from bball due to my term test and toe injury. found it quite reasonable, so agreed. furthermore, my toe aren't 100% recovered yet and it got abit swollen after the matches as i think i pushed myself a little bit too hard.

from my point of view, i already knew we will lose all the match, even when the strongest opponent there didn't post alot of problems for us last time. so just went in to play as i can't resist the temptation anymore. played 6 match, lost all like we expected.

hahahahaha. for all the matches, justin did most of the scoring, like 5 to 6 points per game. as for me, i did all the assisting. scored only 1 to 2 points per game, notched 4 to 5 assists and gave out 1 to 2 blocks per game. after everything, sat down and listened to master's analysis on my performace. his main reason for me not performing on offense is my reduction in speed due to the injury. he said that my speed is our main weapon on offense.

like quite true arh. since my shooting sucks, i only can assist and drive on offense. in order to do that, i need my speed to break away from defense for open passes or easy lay up. so now, i'll heed everyone's advice and let my toes recover first ok? lol. since i can't do much without my speed. lol.

as for defense, did not perform as well cause i can't keep up with the opponent's movement with that injury, but still managed to sneak up on my opponents and block them from behind. lol. justin refers to it as a underhanded move and named it backstab blocking. can't blame him for calling it an underhanded move as he's a victim of this move once. lol.

and and and and we've found my major weakness! walan eh, its a very embarassing and idiotic weakness. one that results in me using more energy when i play. lol. don't laugh ppl. its damn stupid. while gym-ing, we were training on our chin ups, despite almost having the same height, justin can reach for the bar and grab it effortlessly and i need to jump before i can grab it tightly. so, i asked justin to measure his arm length with me and we found out that i have extremely short arms! wah nah beh, my arms are like more than half a palm shorter than his!!!!

so embarassing lah and i feel so inferior. lol. i still remember joking to kelly a few weeks ago that if derek, justin, jm, alvan and me stand together and raise our arms, i will be the shortest. nv thought that its true man. i was just crapping back then.

end of post bah. i feel that this whole post is full of crap arh. lol.

met up with brothers today to go out pay some stuff and after that its bball. results? super sucky. played 7 games and only won 1.

i don't blame it on our team chemistry. eventhough we nv played together for like almost one month, i don't think thats the main reason why we lost. we lost because we have no intensity on defense and we are executing the wrong offensive strategies. we are not playing our style of offense throughout and were beaten fair and square eventhough all our opponents were more or less on the same level as us. now, i will go through in details for the 7 games and all our mistakes.

game 1. 4 on 4. justin, jm, i and one noob vs 4 china men. were on par at first. jm, justin and i were doing our best to keep the game close but the freaking noob just makes things worse all the time. get the ball, nv aim, anyhow throw. pls lah, that isn't the way u play bball. want anyhow throw ball? go play dodgeball, even dodgeball need aiming lor. defensively wise, we were playing one on one defense, our best defending method. but he screwed it up by trying to help us to mark our targets and leaving he's wide open. nv grab rebound and rather smack it out of bound, a potential second chance on offense became a loss in possession. offensively wise? nv rotate, block all of our offensive paths and screw up our momentum. wah. no comments. same goes for game 2.

game 3, 4 and 5. 3 on 3. with 2 uncles and either one of the china guy or someone who i call uncle lebron. lol. why uncle lebron? cause he's wearing the lebron james jersey when he's playing. one of the uncle has a damn freaking nice shooting posture lor. i felt in love with his shooting posture the moment i saw it. its so perfect lor, especially his fade away, just like hisashi mitsui and he's damn accurate lor. found singapore's mitsui liao. thinking of asking him to take me in as his disciple. lol.

in all 3 games, we lost by quite a big margin. we were still executing the wrong offense and failed to grab rebounds. to make things worse, justin wasn't able to keep up with his opponent and instantly became a loop hole in defense. eventhough i always shut down the person that i'm defending, i wasn't able keep the game close. anyway, all the uncles are quite pro.

game 6. the only game we won. teamed up with justin and uncle lebron to take on the two other uncles and one of the china guy. won 7-6. kept on assisting each other.

game 7. played 2 on 2. uncle lebron and me vs the other 2 uncles. they wanted revenge so we gave them a chance to do it. mission accomplished for them. lost 6-7. was able to shut down the mitsui uncle but made a grave mistake during the critical moment and resulted in the lost. my fault there. cause i let mitsui uncle scored his only shot and it was the game winner. haix.

anyway. reasons why we lost so many games today.

overall, we forgot to execute our usual playing style. and that's for me to attract defense and create open shots opportunity for them. we forgot the rebounds and wasn't able to shut our opponents down.

justin. wasn't able to sink some important shots. wasn't able to keep up with opponents pace and gave them easy shots and thus the easy win for them on their part. failed to grab rebounds. cause of all these? low stamina, speed and intensity.

jun ming. wasn't able to see the offense my way. he's open for a pass doesn't mean that i'm open to pass. failed to grab rebounds. cause? forgot our playing style and still inexperienced.

as for me? i wasn't able to bring out my teammates' potential eventhough i tried passing to them. like i said, every team is almost on par in terms of skill level. and if we can lose by quite a big margin, there is something wrong with the team's floor captain and that's me. wasn't able to direct them to play our usual style, wasn't able to motivate them to play with intensity and so on. haix. still alot to learn. alot.

but still, its a learning experience bah. thats what justin said. and during our next session, justin wants me to teach him how to defend ppl properly and shut them down.

anyway, a friend sent me this and i find it interesting.

the silent treatment:

a man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 am for an early morning business flight. not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and lose), he wrote on a piece of paper, 'please wake me at 5:00 am' he left it where he knew she would find it. the next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 am and he had missed his flight. furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed. the paper said, 'it is 5:00 am. wake up.'

men are not equipped for these kinds of contests.

wife vs husband:

a couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word. an earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their position. as they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically, 'relatives of yours?'

'yep,' the wife replied , 'in-laws'

women's revenge:

'cash, check or charge?' i asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase. as she fumbled for her wallet i noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse.

'so, do you always carry your tv remote?' i asked.
'no,' she replied, ' but my husband refused to come shopping with me, and I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him legally.'

understanding women (a man's perspective):

i know i'm not going to understand women. i'll never understand how you can take boiling hot wax, pour it onto your upper thigh, rip the hair out by the root, and still be afraid of a spider.

w o r d s:

a husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a day... 30,000 to a man's 15,000. the wife replied, 'the reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men' the husband then turned to his wife and asked, 'what?'

creation:

a man said to his wife one day, 'i don't know how you can be so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time.'

the wife responded, 'allow me to explain. god made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me; god made me stupid so i would be attracted to you!'

who does what:

a man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning. the wife said, 'you should do it, because you get up first, and then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee.'

the husband said, 'you are in charge of cooking around here and you should do it, because that is your job, and i can just wait for my coffee.'

wife replies, 'no, you should do it, and besides, it is in the bible that the man should do the coffee.'

husband replies, 'i can't believe that, show me.'

so she fetched the bible, and opened the new testament and showed him at the top of several pages, that it indeed says..........'hebrews'

lol. lame stuff. ok lah. ciao.

how sian can holidays get? first, u think that u can just do whatever u want during the holidays, so u go around having fun. well, those slacking time were really fun. but when u have enough fun, u resort to work. prob now is there's no work! don't say no work, there's plenty of them, but no lobang!

so stay home and rot. but u don't want to let ur youth just slip away like that and rot till u die, so u try ur best to occupy yourself. first up, u ransacked through ur stuff and try to find whatever games u can play with since ur ps2 is down. out came counter strike. you'll go "better than nth". next, u found out that cs is too boring and ur skills have drop drastically, so u try to watch anime or movies, but god damn it, u finished watching every single anime or movie that u have. so bo bian, u watch them all over again.

thats how i'm living my life currently. hahahahahaha. what a nice life ain't it?

went out ytd to accompany justin and ky to study. hahahahahaha. both of them played more than they actually studied. well, its more than expected. one laptop and 2 psp. what do u expect? lol.

they are really hopeless. in our dictionary, "chiong" and "studies" don't go together, so there are no such terms as "chiong studies" to us. however, "huan loh" and "studies" go damn well together for us, that explains why we always "huan loh studies". lol! chunks of crap.

jun jie joined us for dinner. long time nv see that brother but he's still crappy as ever. while walking, we came up with the idea to make dogtags. well, not exactly came up with that idea, we were reminded of that idea. hahahahaha. since sec 2 was planning it liao. what are we gonna carve on the tags? huan loh! that's the word. but we are planning of splitting it among 7 ppl. so one person one letter. we are still choosing the lucky 7 of the group.

justin just finished spamming jasmine. 369 smses. nice one lah! he lost control but its not much as compared to our record. hahahahaha. but this is what happens when a retired spammer retires from his retirement. hahahahaha.

i'm getting more and more bastard everyday, maybe its due to the boredom induced crankiness i'm suffering from now. 6 ice cream cones! ky and justin will understand.

up next. let me introduce u to my favourite character from slum dunk the anime. hisashi mitsui! 3 point pro and a cool guy. anyway. my favourite number is his jersey number. so u all know the origins of y i like number 14 liao mah?

up next. found something to keep myself occupied. edit photos! ransacked through all my photos and edit those that i deem editable. i told master that he and me need to take more photos as i can't find photo of us that i can edit nicely. same goes for the other brothers. here's all my masterpieces. all faceless void. hahahahaha. but don't know y. i like them alot. maybe its because they are my work pieces.

brothers for life.

brothers for life.

brothers for life.

think thats all. wanna find something to eat now then slp.

i almost wrote a song about you today
but i tore it all up and then i threw it away

oh crap. i can forget about playing my ps2 liao. i just damaged the video output cable myself! accidentally clamped it in between the doors of my tv drawer. wakao lah! sianned. looks like com and a psp is the best way to play games when i'm bored. u can't expect me to play bass at night right? lol.

anyway. the ps2 spoil at a good timing. i was considering if i should buy a psp or not. then this happened. destinied man. lol. psp leh? or psp slim? most prob going for slim. hahahahahaha. then can play ps1 games! ff7,8 and 9! then during stupid long 3 hours break next term, also can play. wahahahahaha. not bad not bad. only problem now is money.

started working. comments on job? sian lor. its a routine. but for money, its all ok. worse is working when u are having a flu and the whole production process is slowed down because of u. that damn place is filled with aunties. not bad lah. can talk nicely to them but they are pro backstabbers sia. backstab each other one. lol. one fine day, it will be the showdown of backstabbers against crappers. aunties team vs jm and me. lol.

$63 per day if i worked ot. not bad lor. but jm and i are tempted to go back to hazel. one main factor that makes hazel so appealing. the freedom of running around. for ppl like jm and me, its best that we run around during work with no ppl wtaching over us. we hate those, keep quiet sit down chiong production kind of job. but now is job choose us, so bo bian. hope by 3rd oct can earn $500 plus liao. most of it will got to psp i think. the rest keep in bank make sure i got at least $500 in it.

anyway. my father bought me n76. hahahahaha. don't ask me why. i was stunned also. he came home one day saying that he's planning to change phone for my siblings and me. obviously, he got a $500 vouncher from m1. its an annual event liao. lol. thought that chances of me changing phone will be slim but he asked me what phone i want. lol. nice!

now? time to rant. this time target isn't anyone close to me but the god damn government.

singapore is already very well known as a "fine" country liao. now, its being called a "rising" country by me.

fuck one leh. expenses all keep rising. first its the electircity charges, then its gst, now its transport fees! the government really no comments. all rise but not the wages leh. no wonder singaporeans all migrating. with this kind of inflation, how they expect singaporeans to have alot of children? drop ur idea of singaporean giving birth to more children and concentrate on attracting foreign talents lah. best is ask megan fox over. =x

haix. no wonder singaporeans are rated some of the most unhappy ppl in the world due to life stress. i forgot where i saw it. its from a survey.

gonna zhao liao. meeting ky they all later to ton again. lotsa things to discuss, talk and watch. nice!

life's really sianned nowadays.

had nth to do so come here to talk cock lor. went for my knee appointment today. good news. no need to go for follow ups. but still need to do physio on my own as my knees had not totally heal yet.

after that, met up with jm to go gym and played bball after that. won 3 games. 7-6, 7-3 and 7-5. wasn't really playing great. told jm that i will only use 50% of my skills to play today and ended up with a 1-6 start. and the 1 point that i scored at first was my 7th try. when we were at the brink of losing, jm and i started playing properly and won. thanks to jm's effort in the 1st set. the hook shot that i taught him really worked well.

set number 2. i wasn't in scoring mode today, so assisted jm on some occasions. i scored only 3 points here. jm got the rebounds of my misses and hook them in. one particular play that i liked, jm passed the ball to me with my back facing the rim. i'm in the paint then. jm then ran in, i faked right sending my defender off balance for a loop hole and skip pass it to jm for a lay in. on the opponent's turn in offense, they tried pick and roll several times. tried to blocked off jm and me with one guy. they were successful the first time round but i broke their formation to trap both of them between us.

third set. was abit out of placed at first and they went to a 0-4 start. jm started us rolling again with a lay in and long range shot. then he assisted me while i made my way to the paint for a hook shot. hahahaha. in all 3 sets, i gave 5 blocks, 2 steals. jm had 4 steals.

overall, its a good performance on jm's part. as for me? i'm off offensively today but defensively shut down whoever i'm marking. jm was sharp to make 4 steals, but need more training on his defensive moves and posture to cover up his loop holes.

anyway. tried to gl jm just now by talking some shit to him about bball. it wasn't this long, just the feeling the game part. so this shall be my topic for the long awaited jeremy's poon jiao wei show episode 4. in this episode, i will try talking like some sort of philosopher. try imagining me talking seriously like some idiotic philosopher who talk with alot of emotion and feelings.

what exactly is bball? many think that its just a game where 5 ppl chase the ball around the court trying to shoot it into a hoop. whoever score more wins.

to me. its far more than just a game. it involves both physical and mental toughness, passion, wisdom and experience. first, u need to have the skills to play a good game. next, u need to train to have the skills to have a good game. u must have the mentality that allows u to train which in turn allow u to have the skills to have a good game. training leads to improvements. practicing doesn't make things perfect but at least practicing makes thing closer to perfection.

u must have the ability to feel various entities. u must feel the intensity, the flow of the game, the chemistry among teammates, the emotion on the court and try to predict various things. u must predict what the opponent is going to do next, not just offensively, but defensively too.

u must predict whether the opponent will pass on a possesion or will the opponent choose to shoot the ball. will they shoot it directly in ur face or with a fade away jumper? they may try faking u off ur feet before going for a lay in. they may run various formation. pick and roll or box 1 or something else.

on their defense, u must predict whether the opponent will catch up to u or not. will they be in time to just smack the ball off ur hand or will they be in time to give u a pure block shot? will they be thinking too much on ur next move? are they pondering whether u will shoot, pass or drive in? if they are pondering on ur next move, what will u do? if they aren't, how are u gonna counter it? worse. how are u going to confirm that they are trying to figure out ur next move just like how u are trying to figure out what's in their mind?

nv give up when u are losing. failure doesn't comes to those who fails but those who gives up. the game isn't over until the final moment, so play ur best until everything is final, who knows u may change the outcome. don't start playing the game with a losing mentality. half the game is lost when u conceit defeat, just go in, give in ur best and put on a real good fight. remember, losing isn't failing, giving up is.

also, how do u go about predicting the opponent's next move? psychic powers? hell no! wisdom and experience gained after playing the game for a long time! u will nv start a sport filled with knowledge. u learn as u go, u grow as u go and u glow as u grow. professionals like nba players are learning the flow of the game all the way until they retire, maybe even after their retirement.

lastly, bball is about teammates and chemistry among teammates. something like knowing ur teammates' strong points and weaknesses and utilising them to their fullest. if its about individualistic ideals, what is a team for? what are teammates for? to make up numbers or for decorations? if its about solo-ing, bball will be like boxing, one on one, man to man.

ok. i'm tired of being an idiot trying to act as a philosopher and sorry for making you all read so much. well, those left reading my blog posts regularly are used to it i assume. tons and tons of craps, words, shit, nonsense, blah blah blah. reason for being so idiotic? the boredom thats sending me crazy. i'm going back to hazel, i think. i've talked too much and am out of shit to say.

hope u all don't mind my stupidity in imitating a philosopher and the philosophies i came up with which are chunks and piles of craps.

sayonara. dumbass signing off.

warning! this blog post is unsuitable for ppl with short attention span as it will be damn long. for those who like challenges, u can challenge ur ability to concentrate by finishing this post up 100%.

but in the course of reading, if u feel ur eyes getting dry, feel nauseous or whatsoever, the red cross in the top right hand corner of the window will be the ultimate cure. this is not an act of gl-ing, its something i call safety precaution. lol.

if u find that the red cross is not appealing enough, then move ur fingers and try pressing alt+f4. it may help too.

now, lets get started.

see this pic? i'm being bullied and i'm frowning.

what does frowning represents? sadness. i'm currently sad, pissed and everything in between. why? my ear piece spoiled. and i will be around $40 poorer. $40 shouldn't be a problem normally, but when u have only $50 to last u until 10th august with an outing that will drain away $30 from u, its a big problem. to add on to the situation, i'm having flu now.

so i decided that i will write a proposal to god to drop a $50 note beside me. i'm not greedy, a $50 note will do. being a free thinker, i do have a wide selection of gods to choose from. it will be something like the marvel vs capcom hero choosing screen now. lol. and here it goes.

[proposal in request to drop a $50 note beside me tonight]

introduction:
this is a proposal to which ever god out there. i, jeremy lim, a humble and powerless human being is in need of ur help. i need some divine intervention to help me pull through this economic crisis which i'm facing now. in this proposal, i will give you some good reasons as to why you may want to help me. i'm in need of ur greatness oh mighty one, please let me see a glimspe of light in the darkness.

reasons:
1) i'm just a kid. i do not have alot of cash with me. i still have a long way to go. 1 month, i earned around 1k, am now left with $400 plus. 1 kid, a bright future, $400 bucks left. with $40 gone, poof! that will be $300 plus left. slowly, with more poof-ing, it will be $0. think! what will jesus do!?! ops. i forgot jesus is a god too. tolong lah. $50.

2) have u studied macroeconomic? i bet you all did. now, if you create one $50 and drop it beside me, we will have one extra $50 in the economy. when i use this money and the receiver puts it into his business, this means more capital. an increase in capital will shift the lras and sras to the right and thus increasing the gdp. you may say that a $50 increase in gdp is nth, but! everything starts from small yah? lol.

3) aren't god suppose to help human beings?

conclusion:
i have stated my reasons that you motivate you to help me. pardon me for the rudeness, but i'm at my wits' end. in case you choose to help me, here's my address. tampines street 71, block 711, #13-126, singapore(520711).

[end of proposal]

hahahahahaha. i'm coming up with quite some craps. it is what happens why i finished almost all my projects. tonnes of free time to let my thoughts run wild.

went to see sir's kwa blog. woah! that's my first reaction when i read his 30th july post. i find it true. sometimes, when we lose, we find all sorts of reasons to relieve ourselves from the guilt. justin wasn't here, sir kwa isn't scoring, we are shorter and whatsoever. but when u look more in depth into the situation. its me who screwed everything up at times. i have nice shooting posture and graceful movement at times, thats what others said. but first up, do i get money for having nice shooting post and graceful moves? answer is no! did i score? no! did we win? no! bottomline? all of that were useless.

its time to shoot the ball more acccurately. with this, i will pull defenders out of the paint and release some space inside for justin and sir kwa to work down below. its time to pass more accurately too. my passing still sucks. correct direction but not on target. its time to have higher scoring percentage when i drive in. reason? to score more lor. a shooting guard's main objective is to score and i'm having problems in it. nice huh? a shooting guard who is not really good at shooting. then what's the word "shooting" for? lol. i have an arsenal of tricks, but they don't work. lol. lousy shit.

had presentation for comm skills ytd. pretty nice job done by the whole team. extreme+10 rocks. lesson ended 20 minutes earlier, so the time was spent camwhoring. lol.

the 4 guys from extreme+10. we look like some boy band sia. lol.

extreme+10 plus xueping the dwarft and jessie the baby seal.

guys acting cool, girls acting cute.

another one.

what are we looking at? $50? gimme!

laughing at ruixin.

my sis and i.

they say we look alike. lol.

fear not! for the power rangers have arrived.

in the lift.

in the cctv.

my sis acting as a playboy with his chicks. lol.

jessie: mama, where am i from?
mama: the dustbin. and i got proof.

emo, but then again, not so emo.

laughing at the dwarft.

emo leader, business minded chin wee, mafia arvind and mr bean alike wahid.

lol. acting cute.

acting cute again. i look weird without specs.

trying to act nerd.

as for today? had nth to do during breaks so played badminton with some of the classmates. ever seen jeremy playing badminton and running around like a fool? well, my classmates got the first hand experience.

arvind won me.

i tell u arh arvind, don't be so smurk. next week, bball, prepare to cry. lol. talking about next week. next wednesday is our self proclaimed sports day. our class is going all out on sports on that day as we had nth to do for the 3 hours break. there will be soccer, basketball, captain ball and badminton again. lol. fuse basketball with badminton and u will having a very familiar saying that goes by," pattern more than badminton". lol.

lastly, to ppl whom my brothers invited, we are having an outing to vivo on 8th august. pls do come as it will be one hell of fun. filled with laughter and suanings. it will be a great day if u know what i mean. lol. boys are wearing long sleeves, girls synchronise among yourselves. see you all at mac by 5pm that day, although i'll be late.

think thats all. wonder what am i gonna do now. just slp from 6 to 8. lol.

i'm currently done with my comm skill project for the moment. finally, a little time to slack. damn. projects deadline are so close now, i do feel the rush. but then again, i don't feel it at all. still as laid back as ever? we shall see.

anyway, the brothers' united blog is up. it has already became my escape, feel free to visit it. shall credit sir kwa for the nice job. skin is damn nice. title was by me though. however, its not completed yet. all of us are busy nowadays. or should i say just plain lazy to edit it? hahahaha. most of us already have access to the blog liao, but no official post is up yet. sir kwa and i did some test run post just to fill the blog up. well, the definition of test run means crap. lol.

ky call it the blog war zone. blog war? lol. its just brothers spamming each other down there. a concentration of our gl-ness. a medium to shoot some suay enough people who had offended us. but thats quite unlikely. ky's long and meaningful post will be the so called official opening post for the united blog.

i'm seriously looking forward to it. but wonder when ky will complete the masterpiece. he's schedule is quite tight nowadays. anyway, an almost similar copy will appear in my blog too. thats ky's order. wonder what the masterpiece is gonna be like although i have a rough idea on the contents.

ever thought that someone will be damn scary online? online as in on msn? well, my teammate find me scary when i'm abit serious while talking to her. lol. i mean, even if i'm talking in a damn damn serious tone online, how scary can it get? will it be more scary than sadako crawling out of the tv screen? hahahaha. relax, i won't crawl out of ur com screen. so chill arh.

nv thought that i will ever seed break in the first year of my poly life. i always thought that there won't be a chance for me to focus almost 100% during year one, but i was obviously wrong. was stuck on our comm skill project today, so in order to get us out of the rut, i seed breaked to finish 50% of the conclusion part. lol. got myself all pumped up just to finish the conclusion? now u got a rough idea on how much a pain in the ass the comm skill project was.

seed break do have side effect. was so darn tired after it. but thanks to the nap i had during accounting lecture, it wasn't as bad as expected.

the process of doing comm skills was fun, everyone will be talking crap, laughing and bullying our assistant leader who we assume was pregnant. envy her son as he will have 4 god father sia. lol. but then again, i pity him too. one wants him to be a basketball pro and punkrocker. another wants his chinese to be damn pro. the third one want him to be soccer pro and the last one hopes that he will be a ncc clt. jia lat.

somehow, i feel that this post is damn random. but huan loh! just killing time here. eh wait. how do you kill time? take a knife and stab it? hahahahaha.

ky and master's 10km maranthon run is this sunday. go enjoy arh bros. good luck have fun. seriously hope to run with u all. but my knee still need to go for final check up in september. so until then, can't do all these crazy stuff with you all.

last point. good luck for tml's napfa arh master. silver only need 3 chin ups. its achieveable one. hope u can do it. anyway, until now, its been a great improvement from ur past years' result. so keep on going. think of ur silver and jia you. =)

and the winner is the slippers and shoe co! hahahahahahaha. wondering what happened? its nth. just that justin, jm and i went to play bball and won a league match. 3 teams with 3 players each will play against each other. we won. 2 wins 0 lose.

was having our personal trainings. started from 12pm all the way until 4 plus. were training jm's shooting skills. damn, he's more accurate than me liao. lol. not bad. the difference between being talented and not. during a slight break, i finished off 3 gotcha chocolate fudge. wahahahahaha. only chance i can do that is outside. if my mum knows about this, i'll die. also taught justin how to do skyhook and grab rebounds. it was 4 plus and we wanted to test the fruit of our trainings.

luckily, there were some ppl sharing the same court as us and they wanted to play the league, so we joined in. so now, let me introduce the teams. this section is created by justin, jm and me. lol.

*our team*
team name:
1. the guai lan j trio - by me (our name all starts with the word j and we are very guai lan also)
2.the converse and billabong co - by jm (we were wearing converse and billabong footwears)
3.the slippers and shoe co - by justin (jm and i were wearing slippers and justin was wearing shoes, so 2 pairs of slippers and one pairs of shoes)

team members:
center - justin
forward - jun ming
guard - me

*opponent team one*
team name: team traffic light (their players' top are just like the traffic light)

team members:
center - green light
forward - red light
guard - orange light

*opponent team 2*
team name: team tiger (one of their players was wearing the tiger beer shirt)

team members:
center for offense/ guard for defense - tiger lao peh (the father of the player who wore the tiger beer shirt)
forward - headshot boy (kena headshot by our bball)
guard for offense/ center for defense - tiger boy

so here goes the first match. its team tiger vs team traffic light. team tiger was winning as their center was very tall. but after a tough match. its team traffic light that managed to win. score 8-11.

in between the match, jm and i were talking cock. this is an abstract of our conversation. it happened roughly when team tiger was winning team traffic light 6-5.

jm: i think we will lose leh.
me: y?
jm: team tiger got such a tall center and the score is so close. they must be quite good.
me: u xiao arh? we haven't play them and u say we will lose? where's the spirit? we will win one lah. got justin. but i think we must settle the match before 10 minutes. i think justin can only last 10 minutes per match.
jm: last time teo kong beng also like that say. haven't play don't admit lose.
me: but hor, team tiger's center is playing guard on defense leh. means i will go against him sia. he so tall. i may have a hard time.
jm: wah wah wah, just say don't admit lose liao. still like that think.
me: lol. so later if its our turn to play team tiger. i walk up to tiger lao peh and tell him, "eh, i'm not afraid of u!".
jm: steady.
me: tio lah. u think i hanamichi sakuragi arh?

back to main topic. after team tiger lost. its us vs team traffic light. for the first 3 shots, justin was on fire. he took them. i assisted him on two occassions i think. but just as we expected, he cooled down after that. so we are in abit of trouble at first and the score was 4-5. losing first.

but something happened that pissed me off. the green light go ram jm with his leg and hit jm right in the stomach. he still kbkpkm and said that we fouled. nvm. their ball. on their offense again. they went to green light again but this time he's not so lucky. he hit my teammate and i returned him the favour. i gave him a block as present. =)

so from there, i took the scoring load as they were marking us too tightly and justin was tired. so we can't rotate. i took the shots and if i missed, jm and justin will get the rebounds. hahahahahahha. fruit of our trainings. final score 11-6. nice one lah.

why we win by such a big difference? here's the reason. green light was unable to stop justin for his first 3 shots. orange light and red light was unable to stop me. they were unable to stop jm and justin from getting the rebounds. also, we were able to shut all our opponents down most of the time. orange light dare not shoot imfront of me as i jump higher than him and i blocked green light before his eyes. jm and justin also shut green light down and red light was not a factor.

then we were waiting for team tiger to play with us but they sort of withdrew. so we won by default. hahahahahahahaha. nice one man. its good that they didn't play with us. i was damn tired after training for so many hours and taking the scoring load in the previous match. my knee was also already hurting and giving way during the match with team traffic light. and finally, i was tired and feeling abit giddy liao. some layups i missed against team traffic light was due to the fact that i was seeing double. heng sia. but i think even if i cannot make it, jm and justin will still be able to keep our team in the game long enough until i regain some strength.

think thats all liao. going to stare at my business accounting textbook now and see how long i can resist the temptation of slacking. lol. but before i go. here's a very nice song.

plain white t's - radios in heaven

your time has already come and i don't know why
the last thing that i had heard
you were doin' just fine
it seems like just yesterday
i was laughing with you
playing games at grandma's house
well you taught me well, didn't you?
i hope i'm just like you

do they have radios in heaven?
i hope they do
'cause they're playing my song on the radio
and i'm singing it to you

you left before i had a chance to say goodbye
but that's the way life usually is
it just passes you by
but you can't hold on to regrets and you can't look back
so i'll just be thankful for the times that i had with you
i hope i'm just like you

do they have radios in heaven?
i hope they do
'cause they're playing my song on the radio
and i'm singing it to you
if they don't have radios in heaven
here's what i'll do
i can bring my guitar when my time is up and i'll play it for you

tell me can you hear me now
if not, then i can try to sing real loud
what's it like up on the other side of the clouds?
i hope i'm just like you
i hope i turn out to be as good as you

hmmmmm. was talking to jun ming, jun jie and lianghao together on msn and lianghao introduced this to me. http://deathclock.com/. its a great way to kill some time. haix. just going along with it now. it states that i, jeremy lim jia hui will die at 2043. its quite early. just 53 years old nia. hahahahahahaha. time to enjoy live and cherish its every moment.

but its quite lame also. the web asked this question. what kind of person are u or something. "pessimistic", "optimistic", "sadistic" and "normal".

for the first time, i put "pessimistic" and it states that i will die in 2043. then i chose " normal" and it states that i will die in 2063 now. it states 2084 for "optimistic". damn. the differnces between pessimistic and optimistic is 40 years of life time. woo. not bad. how about "sadistic"?

i think in order to make the website better. they should state how u will die since they are so pro at jiao wei-ing. hahahahahahahaha. like that then got mental preparation mah.

one more website to help ppl kill time. http://www.sgclub.com/singapore/90_accuracy_14045.html. seriously, i don't know how to heck lianghao got all these websites. hahahahahaha. this one arh. about horoscope one. so ppl if u believe in horoscope, interested in horoscope or just need something to kill time. this website will help. but be warn. it has alot of words.

anyway. went to play bball with justin, ky and jun ming just now. wah. not bad. justin is on form. me arh? was quite in shooting form. played some matched against other ppl. 3 on 3. jm did not play. i played the 1st 3 sets. i teamed up with my usual opponents, those china guys and played against another jeremy who was a dunmanite also and his team. lose 2 sets in the best of 3 series. score was 11-8, 6-11 and 10-11. not bad. today, i passed the ball well. rotated the ball, but too bad. my teammates cannot finish the play.

as for justin. the teams were the same except the he replaced me. damn sia. his team won all 3 sets. after we analyse it, its because justin was able to neutralise the opponent team's main player in terms of size. also the person justin was guarding was already tired after playing 3 sets with me and marking me so closely. hahahahahaha.

jm and ky had their epic showdown again. ky won 2 of the best of 3 sets series. jm still need some trainings but he's already on the track liao. just do the basics more often and it will be easy liao.

thats all, gonna slack. tml no sch and no test. happy.

woo. finally. the epic 3 part series posts by ky, jm and me was done. the opening was done by kjm. dated 25th april. well. for this kind of 3 part series post. we need someone with extraordinary kong jiao wei skills to start it of. so kjm was indeed the best choice. comments on his post? its emotional. its dark. its deep and full of meaning.

the second part was done by me. dated 26th april. i shan't comment on my post. its up to u ppl to comment on it. and according to ky. he said that my post was nice. and hit the right spot. lol.

and as for the ending and conclusion. its done by my dear usm. dated 26th april. well. what can i say? ky's post is some sort of a "bonus track". those with the password then can enjoy the nice ending done by ky. well. i asked ky to end his post with a bang. and indeed. that post was so bang bang pro. so ppl, enjoy the 3 part series. provided if u can find the grand opening by kjm and have access to the finely done ending by ky.

so update on today. today was so darn fun. its full of crap. its crazy. its out of the world. and i'm so loving it.

ok. went to sch at 10am for lessons. and received one good news the moment i reached class. my afternoon lesson will be cancelled. and so i will be released at 1pm. just nice. jm sch ends at that time also.

i went to buy my basic accounting textbook with my classmates. met up with kjm. had lunch at business sch's canteen. the food there is so cheap. bought chicken chop for just $2.60. woohoohoo. nice lah.

so while eating, jm and i were planning what to do next. our first plan. call ky and see if he wanted to meet. reply was no. he wanna study. so plan b, we go for our sch's cca orientation and look around first. went to check out wakeboarding. haven't join need to pay $55 for introductory course. then joining or not. up to us. crazy lor. haven't join, $55 fly liao.

that aside. walked around for less than 10 minutes and decided to get out of sch. went to take bus no. 291 with kjm. while walking there. we drafted out our plan c. if u are a loyal reader of my blog. u will know that a few weeks back, ky threw an orange into someone's house right? he was daring us to throw orages into his house. so that's basically the main objectives of our plan c. jm and i went to shop and save in century square. bought 5 oranges at the price of $1.75. chose 2 close to rotten oranges and 3 nice ones.

walked all the way to ky house. took the lift and crept to his house. jm sent me on scouting mission to check if ky is at home or not. i slowly crept to his window. afraid of being spotted. i just peeked in. saw someone using the computer in ky's house and assumed it to be ky. i went back to kjm hiding in the corner and told him that ky was using the com. so we crept to the window. before throwing the oranges, i asked kjm to double check if it was ky. he didn't.

at this moment, its raining heavily. ky's malay neighbour was taking back their clothes. that neighbour saw jm and i crepting to ky's window. and didn't paid much attention to us. thought that we were some friends trying to give a surpirse. but she didn't know the surprise was way bigger than just normal shouting. that's child's play. the moment we took out our oranges, her eyes went O.O

lol. its damn funny i tell u all. back to main point. we were standing by to throw liao. i was awaiting jm's command. and so. 1, 2 and 3. we fired. threw the oranges through the window. and it was hell. cause u know why? after we threw the oranges in. kjm then noticed that the person using the computer in ky's room is not ky. its his eldest bro! i nv scout properly. kjm didn't double confirmed. so cock up. after that, we chiong all the way to the void deck.

seriously, if kjm and i are to be assassins. we will die. will be notorious for being the noobest in the profession. for example, mission to assassinate george bush, we assassinate his bodyguard and said mission accomplished. then kena surrounded by the other guards and die. lol.

ok. back to topic. after we ran to the void deck. ky called us. apparently. kena scolded. not really kena scolded. ky was so stunned liao.

this was what happened in his house after our failed mission. his brother obviously was caught by surprised. the two oranges that flew into his house scared the shit out of his bro. lol. then he took the oranges and went up to ky who was in his parents' room. ky was trying to slp. and his bro asked him if his friends were coming. ky said no. he bro showed him the oranges. ky stunned. his bro laughed.

so ky called us. told him to go to his void deck to meet us. he came down. laughed like ki xiao. sat down talk cock, ate oranges and went on to plan d. we were peeling oranges and ky came up with the idea of stuffing the oranges into some car's exhaust pipe. so after eating, kjm went to stuff a few slices of oranges into someone van's exhaust pipe. lol.

then went up to ky house again. got some stuff and went down to tm. first stop, went to times to freeload again. lol. then walked around. see chio bus. hahahahahaha. saw ppl filming a show in cs. was not interested. then talked crap. triple threat suaning. fun like xiao. filled with laughter. then went to buy some stuff to eat.

take away and sat at tm's staircase to eat. crapped like ki xiao. laugh like some morons. wanted to shoot bbt pearl at ppl but got cctv. lol. while crapping, we came upon this question. "what will u do first if singapore is at war?"

lol. our reply was, " cry first, huan loh later, then join in the war. hope we 3 can be in the same platoon with other brothers." carrying on from there. given our personality. even if its war, we will still fool around, crap and slack.

so we were thinking what our reaction will be given the following situation.

kjm: tio lah ky, tio lah. slack somemore. later kena headshot then u know.
*bang! a shot was heard.*
ky: shit.
*kjm turns around and found out that ky was really being headshot.*

lol. seriously ppl, what will your reactions be? lol. kjm, ky and me will be damn sianned. lol. don't know to cry or laugh. hahahahahahaha.

then i asked a question.

me: will u use your brother as a human shield if he already kena headshot?
ky: i think i will. besides i think our brothers won't want us to die also. so i'm sure they won't mind being the human shield after they die. although its an insult to the human rights after death.
kjm: yah lor. 1 die better than 2 die. must be innovative. find uses for those useless stuff. like shielding urself with ur dead brother's body.
me: then what if at funeral, the brother's mum found out that his body alot of bullet holes?
kjm and ky: got war then huan loh lah.

lol. those crap session was so nice. lol. love it so much. the only best thing in life now is the kong jiao wei session when all the brothers gather. so am really looking to tml's outing.

after that, we walked to s11. ky is going home. jm walking home too. i going s11 take bus no. 27. so 3 of us walked there from tm.

more crapping while walking. and at a particular place. we saw 2 birds by the roadside. and this was what happened.

ky: eh jm, ur bird leh.
*3 of us looked at the bird and it responded by flapping its wing.*
*ky and me laughed like some stupid morons.*
kjm: -_-'''

lol. thats all for my outing with ky and jm. was so darn fun. enjoyed it alot.

another update. la lakers won a match against the pheonix suns! the best of 7 series is 2-1 now. suns with 2 games and lakers with 1. kobe bryant scored 45 points to take game 3 95-89. woohoo. jia you. can win one.

hmmmm. done with today's post liao. bb.

i'm emotional.
my thoughts run deep.
i'm unpredictable.
i don't know what i want.
i don't even know why i exist.