ok. few days nv blog liao. well. i am not distributing catalogues anymore. there are 3 reasons to why i decided to quit. first, practically all the offices in the east side of singapore were cleared by us already and we were running out of places to distribute. lesser place means lesser catalogues given out. lesser catalogues given out means lesser pay. i worked for 8 days and earned $440. i work 5 hours a day. one day i earn $55. one hour i earn $11. nice right the pay? but it comes with an exchange. the back and leg pain i suffer everyday. but its all worth it. now i can return my bro the $150 i owed him.

second reason is due to the fact that more and more ppl are working for my company to distribute the catalogues. at first there was only 5 of us plus a malay lady who was already a seasoned worker there. but these few days came another 5 applicants, 2 indians and 3 chinese. so this contributes more competition to the already low number of offices left available. somemore the probability of being able to walk pass the security guards without being stopped is 1/10 whereas the probability of clearing an offices building with a 100% success rate is 9/23. the overall probability to distribute catalogues to all the tenants in an office building is 1/10 x 9/23 which is 9/230. lol. these statistics were provided by jun jie and justin. lol.

third reason was, its time to move on. move on as in find another job to gain the experience and look at the world from another perspective. by distributing catalogues, i saw how ppl working in offices are like. now, i wanna distribute fliers, to see how the citizens of singapore is like. hahahahahaha. anyway, after distributing catalogues, i start to hate ppl working as receptionists and security guards. anyway, for security guards. i understand. they wanted to ensure the safety of the building. as for receptionists. some of them just pissed me off.

i will explain why here with an extract of my conversation with one of those receptionists. here's the scenario, i was distributing catalogues in this particular building and was down to my last catalogue. i was already damn tired as i had been walking non stop for the whole day already. finally, i found this office and press the door bell.

receptionist: "hello may i help you?"
me: "erm , sorry. i am distributing a free catalogue."
receptionist: "oh, what kind of catalogue?"
me: "it's about hampers and gifts."
receptionist: "what company are u from?"
me: "i am from hazel florist and gifts."
receptionist: "oh ok. where is your company?"
me: "it's at lhk3 building in new industrial road near paya lebar."
receptionist: "you can slip the catalogue through the hole beneath the door."
me: "but i need your company stamp for verification."
receptionist: "then i don't want it anymore."

at that time, i was so pissed. ask so much but ended up not wanting the catalogue. so this is what i did. i started the mp3 in my phone. set to max volume. and press the doorbell again.

receptionist: "may i help you?"

i placed the loudspeaker of my handphone at the aiphone and let the receptionist enjoyed 'dammit' sang by blink 182. then i ran way. lol.

so yah. ended my job. wanna thanks uncle bing hwa and uncle jeffrey for sending us to our location everyday.

next up, ppl its time again. its time for jeremy's poon jiao wei show! today's topic will be about the most hated ppl by teenagers working during holidays. lol. for this show, i took my source from me myself. ky, who is currently working as a waiter at tong le. and jun jie, my bro who worked with me to distribute catalogues.

according to these sources, ppl distributing catalogues hates receptionists the most and ppl working as waiters like ky hates his fellow waiters.

firstly, i will talked about receptionists. those receptionists that smile and gave me a nice day while i worked. i thank you all for being so kind. but, when there are good ppl, there will confirm be bad ppl. they are some receptionists that gave u a black face when u enter their company. there are also those that make stupid noises when u asked them for their company stamp. worse, there are those that don't open the door when it is so darn obvious that there are ppl in the office. even worse, there are those that asked alot shit and reject u in the end. worst, there are those idiots that asked alot, opened the door for u then asked u to get lost. wth, waste time only.

anyway, the fellow waiters i mentioned just now are those aunties who are already half way inside the coffin. but this does not matters. according to ky, looks can be deceiving, even though they are old, their mouths aren't. the older they are, the more pro they are at complaining. lol. the age of waitresses is directly proportional to their ability at complaining.

those waitress only know how to complain about how lousy and disorganised the restaurant was. and will compare the current restaurant they are working for to those they had worked in before. saying shits like how lousy this current restaurant is. wth. these aunties really are senile. their brains can't work. if u think the previous restaurant is better, then go work there. don't stay, complain and torture ppl's ear. their ear are used for more useful purpose than listening to u all these old chickens squabbling down there.

one last final thing. don't u guys think that there is something common about old waitresses and receptionists? lol. here's the answer. they are all female. yah, women and ladies. i am not guai lan-ing girls here. but ain't it an irony? when these so called old females are young, boys like us will be crazy over them. but when they are old and naggy and noisy, boys like us find them a pain in our asses. i am thinking what will happen when i got married and my wife starts to make the so called "music" for me to "enjoy'? will i silence them by divorcing? or go with the saying that goes if you can't beat them, then join them and join in their so called "music" making pastime?

hahahahahahaha. i don't know. will think about it in the weekends. and so, here i end my jeremy poon jiao wei show episode 2! bye ppl.

ok. i am super sian at home. club chinois restaurant said that they will call me ytd. but til now. i've got no call from them. hope that they are not playing around. hahahahaha. cause if they are. i will bomb the hotel to pieces. hahahahaha. i think i will wait til monday for their call. if not i will go and find another job. most probably at jack's place.

so now, i am going to talk about some nonsense. feel free to exit this blog if it bores you ppl out. the way out is the red cross you see at the top right hand corner of the window. yah? try searching for it. for some others who are lazy to move the mouse. here's another way. just find the alternate button and f4 button. and press them together. it will work i think.

today, i shall talk about talent and hardwork. yah. lame? i don't think so. for those who finds it lame. again. feel free to exit. the way out is stated in the previous paragraph. for those ppl who are intersted to enjoy my lil show. i have some advices to give first. go to ur kitchen, grab a packet of chips and a can drink. make sure u are are comfortable. sit back, relax and enjoy my show. so now, according to dictionary.com, talent means a special natural ability or aptitude, whereas hardwork means being zealous in the tasks you do? dictionary.com shows no result for hardwork. aiyah. just heck it. you ppl are not so dumb to that extend i assume.

ok. everyone are born with a special talents in which they are the master of that specific art. whereas others try very hard to attain that some specific art in which they had no talent in. an example for those who don't understand. i will take khai yew, my dear usm and lau zheng hong, my dear friend to make an example. ky was naturally born a slacker, so his special talent should be slacking. and ky had already mastered the art of being a slacker. whereas zh on the other hand. is born a hardworking down to earth naive little boy. yah? don't u guys agree? so zh will have a hard time trying to be a slacker. or in other words. he will never be one unless he tries very hard. as for being hardworking. it will be vice versa. ky will have a hard time trying to be a hardworking boy whereas zh will score full marks for being hardworking if there is such an exam testing one on their hardworkingness without breaking a sweat. so understand ppl?

i will state why i use ky and zh as an example here. hahahahahaha. ky and zh gives me a feeling that they both oppose each other in every means. be it the way they do things, their aspects of life, their thinking, the way the treat ppl blah blah blah. basically, they are just like yin and yang. totally opposite of each other which makes them the best choice for making an example. who to be yin and who's yang. its up to you ppl.

anyway. ky surely makes a perfect example for ppl being talented in slacking. days before o's. this slacker who had attained nirvana in slacking is still slacking around and playing games. coh, gba are just some examples. this kinda ppl are skilled man. hahahahaha. they have very short attention span. so they do not study much, but they absorb knowledge freaking fast. hahahahahaha. that's the way mother nature creative her being on this planet. in order to make up for ky's lack in attention span, he has super fast knowledge absorbing ability. and ky, my bro, if u are reading this, i am praising u and not suaning u ok? cause i am just like u.

ok. now lau zheng hong also totally fits my expectations for a hardworking down to earth naive little boy. hahahahaha. why? weeks and maybe months before o's, this hardworking boy was already going home practically everyday to study. yeah. hardworking yah? so i can say, he too attain nirvana. but! its nirvana for being hardworking and not slacking this time. and up next, i will state some facts in which u ppl will surely agree with me why ky and zh gives me the yin and yang effects. zh has long attention span but he absorbs knowledge slower. this talent is totally opposite to that of ky. hahahahaha. zh is the type that all the boss like. hardworking, down to earth and honest. lol. zheng hong, my fellow supernumerary and bro, i am not suaning u too ok? i'm praising u too. pardon me for all these nonsense. i am god damn sian.

oh yah. before i forget. i wanna rant here! hahahahaha. my own bro is a wasted talent man. y? he has this knack for basketball. yah, this talent for it. only 30 minutes of exposure and he shoots more accurately than me in the paint. xiao? pro? really? wtf? yah! he is this talented in basketball. but he just don't like it! me on the other hand. was nv talented in basketball. i started playing basketball since like primary 2? yah. i took me 3 years yah. until primary 5. to show nicely in the paint. see the difference? 3 years and 30 minutes? til now. sec 4 since primary 2. i had been playing basketball for around 9 years. and what am i now? in my attempt to acheive more. i injured myself. wrist, waist and knee. you ppl know it. why did i had to work so hard? its because i do not have talent in basketball. to bros, u all may think my basketball skills is quite good. but as compared to others, and the time they took to master it. u will see that i actually am nth. this game call basketball is still a mystery to me. why is it a mystery? it is because i have already reached my limit in my basketball skills whereas i still see some kiddo who have not reached their limits yet. why is this so? is it really because there is something call talent? why is michael jordon a god in basketball whereas some other nba players are still struggling to find their place?

hahahahaha. ok lah. will think about it with my ample amount of time. thanks ppl for your kind attention. lol. for those who are still eating your chips or still drinking your can drinks. save them for next time or finish them off now or throw them away. lol. its up to u! hahahahahaha. jeremy signing off.