no! rats! no! dustbin! ah!!! rats and dustbins!?! what! dead rats and dustbins are running after me!

wondering what i'm talking about? u'll know it soon. dustbin and dead rat makes a formidable duo. a fine piece of biochem weapon is produced when u fuse them together.

as u all know, i had another bbq outing with my brothers and some close female friends. after so many bbq outings we had, i learnt the most from this one.

firstly, i understand the difference between brothers, close friends and bastard friends now. see. close friends are those that goes,"i hope they are ok" and worry for u when u are being attacked by a piece of formidable biochem weapon. brothers are those that are trapped in the toilet and screaming,"wtf! help! we're so gonna die" along with u when u are being attacked by a piece of formidable biochem weapon. bastard friends are those that simply walked past and smiled at u when u are being attacked by a piece of formidable biochem weapon and screaming your lungs out for help.

secondly. i learnt that a guy should never ever offend a girl. especially one who is a crazy, psychotic, sick in the mind, sadistic pervert. worst still, don't ever play with her when she has a backup who is as crazy, psychotic, sick in the mind and sadistic as her. the result? face the formidable biochem weapon.

lastly, cheat is damn fun when u are playing it with ur own brothers. its so thrilling! the mind games, the trust thats on the line, their every single action and so on. its so much more fun than the cheat u play on neopets when u are still a kid. played it before with my poly friends, but still, they are not as gl and as good at mind games as conpared to my brothers.

well, here i go talking about the bbq outing.

met josh and went to ky's house at around 2.30pm ytd. jm arrived late as usual. talked cock while we were waiting for sir kwa. after sir kwa arrived, we were set to go, all set and ready for bbq and an ambush mission which will get out of hand with us, the boys losing terribly. lol!

ky brought along a pail for the ambush mission. purpose of the pail? to pour a whole lot of water on the target, lady terror xyy. that aside for now.

took a cab all the way down to pasir ris beach and got the rest of our stuff from ezb bbq. found a pit, waited for the other brothers to arrive and talk cock there. erm, played ape academy with ky on our psp. playing with a human being is seriously more thrilling than playing with ai. noob shit arh ai. won one round and lost one round to ky. hahahahaha.

while waiting for everyone else to come, jm, peiren, kwok and i went to play bball. 2 on 2. kwok and peiren against jm and me. first team to get 50 points wins. jm and i did not click at first and was trailing all the way until we even-ed the score at 46-46. won the game 50-46. nice win although the starting part sucked.

walked back to the pit after that and still, it was only brothers there. its still early at that time. 6 plus only. then slowly, everyone arrived. ky's and sir kwa's main target, lady terror xyy arrived at around 8 plus i think. at first, it was an ambush mission that involved only the 2 of them.

so ky went to fetch lady terror xyy while jm prepared for a backstab. all went smooth and they were running around with the rest of us eating and laughing away. but the war didn't end there, lady terror xyy wanted revenge, so they played some lame games. i don't really know what was going until one particular part as i was doing all the bbq-ing at the time.

during the particular part i stated above, ky was trying to run away from lady terror xyy and went to seek shelter in the boy's toilet. but it was of no use, lady terror xyy just went straight into the toilet to kick ky's ass. seeing it, sir kwa moved in to help ky. but following sir kwa into the toilet was lady terror mark ii, winnie.

all we heard was "bang" and screaming, mostly from the boys. lol. then ky came running out of the toilet and screaming for reinforcement. only one went in to help, me. both ky and jm split in 2 different ways to get away from both lady terror. i ended up facing lady terror xyy. ky lost the pail to her. so i tried snatching the pail from her. got myself wet the moment i got within the 1m range. she splashed water at me. was giving in at first and not using my full strength but lady terror xyy pinched me. so using all my strength, snatch it over from her and regrouped with ky and jm.

now we got the pail. we got the upper hand. nice. 3 on 2, win for sure? i don't think so. force them into the girl's toilet and kept spamming them with water. was spamming so happily until lady terror xyy forced us out with a dustbin.

at first we thought that it was empty and that she had it filled with water only. seeing the difference in size of our weapon, we slowly backoff and went back into our base. the handicap toilet in between both the boy's and girl's toilet. well, we planned nicely in there to force our way out and make a run for our lifes. but everything went wrong.

the moment we open the door, we only expect ourselves to kena water, but no! lady terror xyy pour the rubbish at us! good thing she missed. but bad thing is that, there was a dead rat in the dustbin.

worse of all? we were trapped inside our own base with the fucked up smell infiltrated our nostrils and filling up our lungs, brains and practically entire being. we tried to fight our way out with both lady terror forcing the doors close. its not that we lost on strength, but we were almost choked to death to even have the strength to push the door. so we called out for help. it didn't came. justin walked pass the door when we were screaming away for help, but he just smiled at us and walk away. fuck! what kind of brother is that!?!

was let out of the hellish gas chamber after 1 to 2 minutes and man! breathing in fresh air nv felt so nice. after that, it was only bbq-ing and talking cock liao.

lady terror xyy left soon after that. went to buy drinks at pasir ris interchange with vanda. talked cock with her on the way back. not bad. quite nice. lol. after that, we were purely eating, drinking, playing dai di and cheat and talking cock.

sir kwa almost got himself drunk again. lol. we all drank vodka with orange juice but he drank alot and one go i think. kept on playing cheat from like 1am onwards all the way until 5 or 6 in the morning.

had breakfast at mac and then its home sweet home. went to my grandma house as usual. nth much there, just dinner.

so here i end this post which record the tragic lost of lky, kjm and jem to lady terror xyy and lady terror mark ii.