Sunday, January 14, 2007

4 days didn't blog. have quite alot of things to talk about.

first up, found a job liao. working at noel hampers pte ltd. lol. working with justin, jun jie, wai kit and jun liang. jun jie, wai kit and jun liang will be packing the hampers, whereas justin and me will be the operation assistant. justin and i actually wanted to pack hampers. but according to jun jie, the hampers packing sector is full. so we have no choice but to become operation assistant. operation assistant basically help them move stuffs around. so i guess its definitely a job for ultraman and megazord. =x

pay wise, justin and i will be paid $4.50 per hour. one day we will earn $36. quite little? lol. here comes the freaking amazing part. if we work ot on a particular day. we will get $6.75 per hour. and sometimes we need to do ot until 2am. so if we work ot on that day until 2am. we will earn slightly above $95. best part is, if i am not wrong. we can either report for work later the next day or don't go work at all. lol. anyway. if there is no ot on a particular day, it would probably means that it would be a very slack day. so basically, the company pay us $4.50 to slack there. lol. also, dinner and transport will be provided if we work over time. lol.

hmmmmm. now i would like to talk about choosing between jc and poly. after much talk with my brothers, we found out something very discouraging for me.

ok. if i go to jc, i would have one hell of a hard time studying there. y? because i need to study maths and science if i go to the science stream. as u ppl already knew. i hate maths to the core. and science? i have no interest in it. and if i go art stream, i would have to take history and lit. damn. no way. jeremy studying lit? those words know who i am but i don't recognise them at all. and talking about history, i will be bored to death trying to study it. and also, i will need to study chinese once again. lol. chinese is easy for me, but the lessons are very torturing. so sian.

and as for poly? the best course for me to take will be accounting or engineering. both subjects which i had no problems in. but! engineering would require me to do something more or less like the dnt folio. the dnt folio!?! its my nightmare ok? that folio almost killed me. and as for accounting, i know how to do the trial balance all those. but i don't understand the principle at all. lol. its a wonder i can pass my poa in secondary school without understanding the subject. and amazingly, i scored a1 for accounting in sec 3. lol.

so conclusion, either way i will die. haix. don't so early huan loh lah. when i get my results then talk.

talking about dnt, this year dnt topic is crap. last year's was learning aids. this year is manipulation. lol. good game. i can't even come up with the mindmap to start a folio. lol. jinghan even suggest having justin, him and me combining forces to make a dnt folio and sell them to fellow dunmanites taking sec 4 dnt this year at a price of $500. lol. i wonder who will buy man. but on the other hand, some ppl maybe willing to pay $500 for an a1 in dnt leh. hmmmm, if that's the case, we will need jun jie on the team. lol. dnt top student mah.

ok, its been long since my last jeremy poon jiao wei show. the last episode was in the dec 15 post. hmmmmm, i ran out of topic to talk about leh. some ideas anyone? lol.

oh yah, before i forget. there is a theory i wanna state down here. a theory proven by kjm, ky, jun jie and me. lol. this theory is called the 369 alliance theory. ok. as u ppl knew. the origin of our so called 369 is based on our birthday dates. yah. coincidentally, the four of us were born in march. ky and jm were born on 3rd march, jun jie on 6th march and me on 9th march. lol. and so because of this. we had our very own 369. it should be already very well known to ppl that this group of 369 members always tries to suan the hell out of each other. but! there is something very peculiar about the 369 group.

most ppl will think that the both born in 3rd march will have the same thinking. having thoughts in the same frequency. yah? but u are all wrong. their plans always backfire with either one of them betraying their own alliance. whereas, both of them will make an excellent team with the one born on 9th march, which is me. also, it is quite impossible for them to tag with jun jie, the one born in 6th march, and i will need very little effort to form another excellent alliance with jun jie. y? u ppl may think y things will be like this right?

lol. here comes the explanations. and this requires the digit 3, 6 and 9. firstly, if the two born in 3rd wants to tag against the one born in 9th of march. they two will need to work together and thus divide each other out. but 3 divided by 3 is equals to 1. so their alliance won't work against me because i am the digit 9 and the result of their alliance will work against those born on the 1st of every month. but if either one of the 3rd march babies want to tag with me against another 3rd march baby, the two forming alliance will need to divide each other out. so 9 divided by 3 is equals to 3. this explains why the alliance formed by a 3rd march and 9th march is quite formidable. also, why will i form an excellent alliance with jun jie leh? because if u tilt the 9 around. it will look like a digit 6. and vice versa. this explains why the two of us can have the same frequency in our thoughts. lol.

anyway, this theory is founded by kjm. as usual lah. kjm is having his daily dose of talking crap and suddenly come upon this theory. lol.

next, i will explain why kjm is so good at talking crap. the abbreviation for talking crap aka kong jiao wei is kjw. jun ming's full name abbreviation is kjm. m will become a w if u invert it. thus if u invert the letter m in the abbreviation known as kjm. u will have kjw. and thus, kjm is equals to kjw. lol.

hmmmm. think thats all for today bah. been crapping alot in this post. lol.

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