woo. finally. the epic 3 part series posts by ky, jm and me was done. the opening was done by kjm. dated 25th april. well. for this kind of 3 part series post. we need someone with extraordinary kong jiao wei skills to start it of. so kjm was indeed the best choice. comments on his post? its emotional. its dark. its deep and full of meaning.

the second part was done by me. dated 26th april. i shan't comment on my post. its up to u ppl to comment on it. and according to ky. he said that my post was nice. and hit the right spot. lol.

and as for the ending and conclusion. its done by my dear usm. dated 26th april. well. what can i say? ky's post is some sort of a "bonus track". those with the password then can enjoy the nice ending done by ky. well. i asked ky to end his post with a bang. and indeed. that post was so bang bang pro. so ppl, enjoy the 3 part series. provided if u can find the grand opening by kjm and have access to the finely done ending by ky.

so update on today. today was so darn fun. its full of crap. its crazy. its out of the world. and i'm so loving it.

ok. went to sch at 10am for lessons. and received one good news the moment i reached class. my afternoon lesson will be cancelled. and so i will be released at 1pm. just nice. jm sch ends at that time also.

i went to buy my basic accounting textbook with my classmates. met up with kjm. had lunch at business sch's canteen. the food there is so cheap. bought chicken chop for just $2.60. woohoohoo. nice lah.

so while eating, jm and i were planning what to do next. our first plan. call ky and see if he wanted to meet. reply was no. he wanna study. so plan b, we go for our sch's cca orientation and look around first. went to check out wakeboarding. haven't join need to pay $55 for introductory course. then joining or not. up to us. crazy lor. haven't join, $55 fly liao.

that aside. walked around for less than 10 minutes and decided to get out of sch. went to take bus no. 291 with kjm. while walking there. we drafted out our plan c. if u are a loyal reader of my blog. u will know that a few weeks back, ky threw an orange into someone's house right? he was daring us to throw orages into his house. so that's basically the main objectives of our plan c. jm and i went to shop and save in century square. bought 5 oranges at the price of $1.75. chose 2 close to rotten oranges and 3 nice ones.

walked all the way to ky house. took the lift and crept to his house. jm sent me on scouting mission to check if ky is at home or not. i slowly crept to his window. afraid of being spotted. i just peeked in. saw someone using the computer in ky's house and assumed it to be ky. i went back to kjm hiding in the corner and told him that ky was using the com. so we crept to the window. before throwing the oranges, i asked kjm to double check if it was ky. he didn't.

at this moment, its raining heavily. ky's malay neighbour was taking back their clothes. that neighbour saw jm and i crepting to ky's window. and didn't paid much attention to us. thought that we were some friends trying to give a surpirse. but she didn't know the surprise was way bigger than just normal shouting. that's child's play. the moment we took out our oranges, her eyes went O.O

lol. its damn funny i tell u all. back to main point. we were standing by to throw liao. i was awaiting jm's command. and so. 1, 2 and 3. we fired. threw the oranges through the window. and it was hell. cause u know why? after we threw the oranges in. kjm then noticed that the person using the computer in ky's room is not ky. its his eldest bro! i nv scout properly. kjm didn't double confirmed. so cock up. after that, we chiong all the way to the void deck.

seriously, if kjm and i are to be assassins. we will die. will be notorious for being the noobest in the profession. for example, mission to assassinate george bush, we assassinate his bodyguard and said mission accomplished. then kena surrounded by the other guards and die. lol.

ok. back to topic. after we ran to the void deck. ky called us. apparently. kena scolded. not really kena scolded. ky was so stunned liao.

this was what happened in his house after our failed mission. his brother obviously was caught by surprised. the two oranges that flew into his house scared the shit out of his bro. lol. then he took the oranges and went up to ky who was in his parents' room. ky was trying to slp. and his bro asked him if his friends were coming. ky said no. he bro showed him the oranges. ky stunned. his bro laughed.

so ky called us. told him to go to his void deck to meet us. he came down. laughed like ki xiao. sat down talk cock, ate oranges and went on to plan d. we were peeling oranges and ky came up with the idea of stuffing the oranges into some car's exhaust pipe. so after eating, kjm went to stuff a few slices of oranges into someone van's exhaust pipe. lol.

then went up to ky house again. got some stuff and went down to tm. first stop, went to times to freeload again. lol. then walked around. see chio bus. hahahahahaha. saw ppl filming a show in cs. was not interested. then talked crap. triple threat suaning. fun like xiao. filled with laughter. then went to buy some stuff to eat.

take away and sat at tm's staircase to eat. crapped like ki xiao. laugh like some morons. wanted to shoot bbt pearl at ppl but got cctv. lol. while crapping, we came upon this question. "what will u do first if singapore is at war?"

lol. our reply was, " cry first, huan loh later, then join in the war. hope we 3 can be in the same platoon with other brothers." carrying on from there. given our personality. even if its war, we will still fool around, crap and slack.

so we were thinking what our reaction will be given the following situation.

kjm: tio lah ky, tio lah. slack somemore. later kena headshot then u know.
*bang! a shot was heard.*
ky: shit.
*kjm turns around and found out that ky was really being headshot.*

lol. seriously ppl, what will your reactions be? lol. kjm, ky and me will be damn sianned. lol. don't know to cry or laugh. hahahahahahaha.

then i asked a question.

me: will u use your brother as a human shield if he already kena headshot?
ky: i think i will. besides i think our brothers won't want us to die also. so i'm sure they won't mind being the human shield after they die. although its an insult to the human rights after death.
kjm: yah lor. 1 die better than 2 die. must be innovative. find uses for those useless stuff. like shielding urself with ur dead brother's body.
me: then what if at funeral, the brother's mum found out that his body alot of bullet holes?
kjm and ky: got war then huan loh lah.

lol. those crap session was so nice. lol. love it so much. the only best thing in life now is the kong jiao wei session when all the brothers gather. so am really looking to tml's outing.

after that, we walked to s11. ky is going home. jm walking home too. i going s11 take bus no. 27. so 3 of us walked there from tm.

more crapping while walking. and at a particular place. we saw 2 birds by the roadside. and this was what happened.

ky: eh jm, ur bird leh.
*3 of us looked at the bird and it responded by flapping its wing.*
*ky and me laughed like some stupid morons.*
kjm: -_-'''

lol. thats all for my outing with ky and jm. was so darn fun. enjoyed it alot.

another update. la lakers won a match against the pheonix suns! the best of 7 series is 2-1 now. suns with 2 games and lakers with 1. kobe bryant scored 45 points to take game 3 95-89. woohoo. jia you. can win one.

hmmmm. done with today's post liao. bb.

i'm emotional.
my thoughts run deep.
i'm unpredictable.
i don't know what i want.
i don't even know why i exist.