after tallking to ky just now, we've come up with a cure for all the men in the world. lol. how do u change an ugly bugger into a handsome prince charming who is sort after by tonnes of girls? easy. just paste a stack of $10 000 notes on his face. and he will be that prince charming.
ok. now girls, pls don't get pissed over what i've said in the previous paragraph. chill, calm down and listen to my explanations. ok? think, would u wanna marry a husband who looks damn shuai but is very poor and doesn't have the capability to support u and ur desires? of course u girls will say that u can work and support urself right? but think, which girl will be so dumb until the extend that they wouldn't want to be pampered by their husband? which girl will want to pay for their own stuff when they have their husbands to pay for them? who doesn't want to doll themselves up? correct?
so yah. for ugly buggers and ppl who are not outstanding like me. money is the best cure. cause eventhough we can't look like brad pitt or whatever shuai ges u all know. we still can fulfil all the girls' wants and needs. lol. so being rich can make one a prince charming too. and by the way, prince charming are all normally rich ppl lor. lol.
and of course, for everything. there will be a group call the elites. in this case, these elites will be those handsome and rich male. this kind of ppl are born lucky. with looks and wealth. damn it. envy. lol. but! with reference to a subject call economics, there will not be enough supplies to meet the infinite amount of demands. this will lead to scarcity. as there is unlimited wants but limited supplies. so this scarce elite will some how deplete. so only the lucky girls get them. the unlucky ones have to look for the other previous two forms mentioned above.
conclusion? looks don't go far in society. money do all the talking. furthermore, ppl will age one, and when they are old and gray, they won't look handsome anymore. the prince charming will be an old and sickly king. lol. but even when u are old, money still do the talking. yah? so this cure is the best we can find. so ppl who consider themselves ugly, don't fret, work hard, earn tonnes of money in future and u will be a prince charming. =)
hmmmm, do i sound very gl just now? sry lah. just a thought and blog is a place where ppl voice out their thoughts right? for ppl who can't stand what i've said. save urself those pain by pressing alt + f4. it will cure u. swear. lol.
played pool just now with justin and jun jie. my winning streak continued. but it stopped at 10 before my losing streak again. lol. but nvm, my winning streak is the record in our gang now. lol. saw rc and gang there also. lol. but nv play together. wonder how pro are they. lol. got chance then ask them out to play. hahaha.
anyway, good news. ky passed the selection. he's in the dragonboat team for now. a certified "bai long". lol. wai kit can't make it though. can't blame him and look down on him. their selection is indeed hiong. although i'm quite confident i can tahan it. cause i trained myself in that monstrous way before. running staircase, chionging long distance run, pia-ing pumping. but, it still good that ky pulled through. but bad news. more hell from him starting from next training. lol.
seriously, i'm wondering what i can do at home other than practising my bass and playing games for the next few days. life's getting boring. go sch also sian. stay at home also sian. everything also sian. lol. or am i just plain pessimistic? lol. i can imagine all my brothers' reply. and thats none other than, "huan loh!". lol
love songs suck and fairy tales aren't true,
and happy ending hollywood is not for me and you.
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