woah. coke can't taste any better man! hahahahaha. its been light years since i last tasted coke. had this thirst that i can't quench with plain water for days. so i was thinking, "wtf is wrong with me?" the answer is simple. a craving for coke. hahahahaha. si beh song!

celebrated 2 bdays last week. boss and my sis. boss's was quite epic. as for my sis? nth much, just food at home. i did bought her a $40 swensen's cake though.

for boss, i gave him he's bday present 2 week prior. a basketball in his face. best present i ever gave to anyone. hahahaha.

i also told him that world peace has became a dream on the day he was born. world peace aside, our boss has been quite a great boss i guess. brought team18 holdings to its peak and bankruptcy within one day. new record.

dota has been fun with him. jm, jj and i don't need to fear being first blood with him around. there's also occasional joke with him refusing help from us. ti ki! and an inside joke of him crashing his bike. as screwed up as he can be, he's still our favourite boss. no questions about that.

on may 27th, i met up with ky at 8 plus. he picked me up at burnt mac and we drove to tampines mall's carpark. went to t1 to look for jm and joy.

jm bought his new asics running shoes and then we drove to tp to pick boss up. its a free roller coaster ride trying to leave tampines mall thanks to ky. hahahahaha. anyway, boss that sucker can't bear to leave his bike at tp for one day and decided to ride home. so we had to drive to pasir ris and pick him up from there. nvm, he's bday, he big.

from there, went to east coast via our favourite route. this time 140km/h? wahahahahaha. power.

went to the food centre there and ordered quite alot of food. from there, we had a guai lan-ing battle going on. ky vs boss. epic ok? of course i'll be on ky's side. so were jm and joy.

i seriously has no idea how it started, but ky told boss that he's intuition told him that boss will be going home by bus if he continues he's gl-ing and bday emo-ing. boss retorted by telling ky that he's intuition told him that ky's intuition of him going home by bus that night was wrong as it's boss's bday. the day he's intuition is the strongest.

it continued throughout the outing with none of them wanting to admit their intuition was wrong. so when we were going home, boss was denied access into the car in order to fulfil ky's intuition of boss taking a bus home. boss however had another plan. he planned on taking a cab home to prove to ky that he's intuition in turn was wrong.

when we were about to drive home, we kinda got softhearted. so we called boss and ask if he wants to go home with us. that sucker in turn asked us if we wanted him to go home with us. hahahahaha. like this also can drag for minutes and the sucker wants to hear it from ky as its ky's car.

ky, of course don't wanna lose. then an idea struck me. i told ky, we lose this round first. the victory for the next round will be so song that it will totally erase this defeat from the record book. take this defeat for an epic shuangness.

so ky listened to me and told boss he wanted him back. boss of course came back to look for us. as he was approaching the car, i winded down the car mirror and we told him this.

"bye bye!" and we drove off. hahahahahaha. shuang shuang shuang!!! the reaction on boss's face? fucking priceless!!!

of course we stopped and allowed him to board the car. lets not go overboard arh. got the shuangness can liao. its he's bday afterall.

ky sent everyone home and then its zombie mode for work the next day.

no other outings other than this for the week as ky and jm had their sundown marathon.

objective accomplished. jem signing off.