releasing of o's results is tml. well, what can i say? u peeps who are getting results tml must be damn nervous and jumpy now right!?! well, can't blame, natural reaction. on my part, i do recall myself feeling abit nervous. anyway, purpose of today's post is to teach those peeps out there how to survive the night before u receive ur o's results. its pretty simple, just follow the steps below.
step 1. get as many close friends as you can to ton overnight at mac as its the only fast food restaurant available for tonning. the closer the friends the better. in my case, its brothers who i tonned with.
step 2. do alot of things while tonning to distract urself. as for us, we talked cock, played psp, and slp.
step 3. prepare urself for the day by having breakfast at mac. damn, i'm like promoting for mac huh?
step 4. take out vodka or any other alcoholic drinks and find a nice place to enjoy. preferably a playground. lol!
step 5. call some friends to inform them that you may get drunk and tell them ur current location which is most probably the playground.
step 6. get urself drunk and make sure one of the friends there is sober to look after u all. for us, it was justin who was sober.
step 7. lose something expensive as a sacrificial item for good luck when getting o's result. in our case, its ky's camera.
step 8. get ready to go to sch. and get results. at this point in time, there's a high percentage that u are still drunk. so u won't feel much of the tension or nervousness. all the tonning is to tired u out so that u have no strength to be nervous.
step 9. hug some friends, tell them good luck. curse some enemies, hope that they fail. =)
step 10. listen to mrs neo's torturous talk cock session. that will be a very long speech. fall aslp like u always do during lessons or assembly if u can't take it.
step 11. get ur results and start celebrating or crying out of joy or sadness.
step 12. start asking around and gl-ing each other.
step 13. close friends pls sms me ur results. thanks alot.
there you go. the final ritual u can perform in hope of getting good grades for o's. i did that and i got good grades. lol! don't tell me i'm superstitious, for things like o's results, its better to be safe. so better perform this ritual. lol. this post is so full of crap.
anyway, there was captain ball tournament ytd. its organised by my course's interest group. my class played in it and got 3rd. there was three year 1 class, one year 2 class and two year 3 class. we came in 3rd, not bad liao. the champion team had super tall players and playing against them was damn difficult. i can even reach the ball when i tried to block it.
slacked at the prata stall outside tp with wahid, chin wee, arvind and ruixin for awhile before going home. aftermath of ytd's tournament? feeling damn tired today. i was doing all the jumping, blocking and some running around.
oh yah, my class mixed with 3 peeps from other class. think they are called kate, js and kelvin. they played pretty well also. hahahahaha. had fun.
hope they hold a bball tournament soon. lol. as for my jumping ability, not being able to reach the ball because i had short arms was an excuse, lol, its because i still can't jump very high. being able to touch the bball rim in tp isn't enough for me, i want to pull the rim. so, need to do more training liao.
after talking to ky online a few days ago. we found out we had the same thinking, really are brothers. dream or reality? let me tell u. she being my ticket outta loserville? it can be a dream, it can be a reality. but for me, that idea can only be a dream and reality is the way it is now. alone, single, whichever way u put it. who's stopping me? jeremy lim jia hui. yeah. myself. i have no confidence at all. how come? beats me.
as for life. its so unpredictable. jm told me one of his primary sch friend just died of brain infection. according to jm, that guy was a kind guy, a very kind one. like i always said, being kind doesn't mean u always have nice ending. look at this poor kind soul, he was kind but was life kind to him? surely no. so much for karma. why can't some motherfuckers in this world just die instead of the kind souls? beats me too.
well, i guess that's life. this is growing up. i'm sure i'll encounter more of this similar kind of situations down the road. should start appreciating things more now.
bye.
this world's an ugly place
but you're so beautiful to me.
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