ok. back from ytd's bbq. so shall blog about it. lol.

like i said before, we met up at ky's house by 1 pm. jun ming was late by 10 minutes. lol. so we changed our initial plan of taking the bus to pasir ris beach and switched to taking a cab there. anyway, while at ky house. justin took out his bottle of vodka which was half filled. both ky and me had a few sips. wah. the taste was damn strong and cooling. 40% alcohol leh. lol.

so back on track. while on the cab to pasir ris beach. we found out that the driver was full of crap. way more crappy than jm man. keep talking about lunar new year and stuff like abalone. he talked about something like eating abalone until u go tired of it. and keep on asking us where we planning to go after we get our results. lol.

reached there, walked and look for a clean, useable pit. lol. sat down there for awhile and wait for the ppl from ezb bbq to reach and pass us the stuff we ordered. if i am not wrong, we ordered 100 sticks of satay, 40 otahs, 6 kg of charcoal, 20 fire starters and some other stuff. lol. jun jie, wai kit and jun liang arrived around that time.

so after we got the charcoal and stuff, we tried to start the fire. damn it. it was freaking windy ytd and we had a hard time starting the fire. jun jie, wai kit and jun liang was clever. go book bicycle and have fun while the other four of us tried our lifes out starting the fire. we even used a few drops of the vodka man. lol. crazy.

so after one hour of trying, the fire started burning. lol. and we used up all the 20 fire starters. its around 4 plus then. so just nice. we cooked the food. ate them ourselves first. until the four of us are filled then we called jun jie they all to come back and eat. lol. called them to buy more fire starters too. also, while starting and maintaining the fire, we found out that paper plates and otah leaves are very good sources of fuel. lol. so after they ate the otah, i will used the otah leaves to maintain the fire. lol. there's a few times that the food caught fire too, due to the excess usuage of butter. hahahahaha. fun sia.

ky, jm and me got abit sianned so we decided to use the bikes that jun jie they are loan to cycle around and slack. lol. went into the big maze for the first time of my life. first time for ky too. lol. its nice lor. should have brought some sort of marker there to scribble our names on the lamp post situated right in the middle of the maze.

after that, we carried on further down. and decided to do something spastic with the bikes. we decided to descend a series of stairs with the bikes. damn shiok man. should try arh ppl. lol. further down, we saw this guy playing with a kite. the kite is some sort like the aeromodelling we usually see in our sch. but its way cooler and nicer.

after that, we decided to return to our pit. saw josh on the way back. and also, by this time, tsui san, peiling and mulin had just arrived. not long after them, elvis, kelly, winnie, annabelle and vanda arrived too, with the 4kg charcoal we asked them to buy. lol. then we ran and fall in infront of elvis and greeted him, " good evening rsm!" lol.

so from there, we cooked the food for them to food. and talk abit of crap too. kelly showed me the video on elvis being raped in class by his classmates. lol. same fate as ky man. hahahahaha. after that, justin and i went to play basketball.

wah, justin really is megazord. made for power. he can shoot from full court man. lol. also, the court quite small. lol. i tried the hell out of my life to dunk with the ball, but i can't. knee no power due to the injury i had. lol. so justin and i challenged each other in shooting free throws and three pointers. 1 set of free throws and 2 set of three pointers. 10 shoots per set. result? i won the free throw and 1 set of three point and draw with justin for the other round of three pointers. score for free throw. 5 - 4. score for 1st set of three pointers. 2 - 1. second set. 2- 2. lol. shooting damn cock. but nvm. can slowly train. also. won't justin one one one. play three balls. score. 3 - 2.

after that, went back to the pit and continued eating, crapping and fool around. ky wanted to prank elvis by pushing elvis into the sea, but his plan almost backfired again. lol. he turn our back against ky and almost threw him into the sea. so ky and elvis negotiated. ky offers $5 to whoever that side with him. that won everyone over. so we chase after elvis and tried to push him into the sea. elvis got ky and wanted ky to die with him. lol. funny sia.

in the end, jm and i sat down and watch the show as the rest tried to pull ky away from the sea from elvis's clutches. as ky was nearing the sea, i told jm, " today for the first time in our lifes, we save ky ass. " and so, the both of us rush towards elvis and pulled ky away from him. lol. but in the end, ky still ended up wet. we tried to lure elvis into the water by going into the sea himself first. lol. but his attempt failed. wahahahahaha. he got himself wet for nth.

in the mean time, we found out that we ran out of aluminium foil. so josh, elvis and jm went to downtown east to get it and somemore food stuff. on their way back, they found the ntuc's trolley and decided to push it to our pit. jinq wen came around this time also.

so after that, all of us kept on crapping until elvis requested that we had one bball match before he leaves for home. so jun jie, wai kit, jun liang, josh, elvis and me made our way towards the court. so after much hussle, the team was form. josh, jun jie and i were in one team. so that leaves the rest to form another team. lol. we played according to timing. 20 minutes. score? 32 - 23. lol. my team won. i scored 18 points, josh had 10 points and jun jie 4. as for the opponent team, i am not really sure about it. just that wai kit was the top scorer for his team and jun liang scored nth. lol.

after the match, elvis, josh, jun jie, wai kit and jun liang left. josh needs to go to sch the next day. jun jie, wai kit and jun liang need to work. elvis needs to report home. lol.

around this time, ky went to chat with kelly and gang around the beach. tsui san they all went home. and that leave justin, jun ming, annabelle and me for our own crapping session. we cooked the food ourselves and almost finished all of them. around this time, we got the info that wan yi is coming down. me? no comments. coming down at that time? 10 plus? omg. waste time, waste bus fare. plus in the afternoon, she called us and asked if she was require to go down or not. i just told her that even if she come down, there won't be much food left for her. so its better she don't come down and waste her time and money. she said that i was showing attitude. ok lor. i attitude lor. ok? happy?

so with nth to do, i decided to spam photos. lol. was running all around taking photos. it is also around this time that the vodka came back into use. this time, we drink it.

not long after that, wan yi appeared. with a guy that none of us know. worse. its 11 plus, almost reaching 12. and that guy stays in jurong east. no transport home. i seriously no comments. don't know if is the guy dumb or what. accompany wan yi come down. then how he go home? wakao.

so after she came, i took the vodka and some food, ran towards ky and kelly who were still at the beach, sat down there and talk with them.

after we finished all the food. we decided to go home. so slowly planned the routes to talk. in the end, ky took cab home with winnie, kelly and annabelle. leaving jm, justin and me to escort vanda home. wan yi and the boy tagged along. they need to get to downtown east in order to take bus. ky will be meeting up with the 3 of us after he went home to get some stuff.

along the way towards downtown east. we played with the trolley. pushing each other around in the trolley. first was justin pushing me. then jun ming was added to the load. then it became me pushing justin and jun ming. then jun ming and me pushing justin. then the two of them pushing me again. lol. we were so high man. shouting almost all the way until vanda's block. wan yi and the guy remained at the bus stop. then i don't know anything about them liao. lol.

at vanda's void deck. justin asked his brother to fetch us as walking to tampines from pasir ris and from tampines to justin house will kill us. while waiting, jm and i got thirsty from all the fooling around. and there was no water, except for the vodka. so we had no choice but to use the vodka to quench our thirst. we two finish 1/3 of the bottle. lol. jun ming peng right after that. so while i was still sober, i did something spastic with justin. we carried the trolley to the second floor of vanda's block. and left it down there. lol.

when we got back to jun ming. i spammed somemore photos before i went high with jun ming. erm, high isn't exactly the word. drunk should be the word. so came the mazda 3 and we went off to cs to look for ky. lol.

went to justin house to stay overnight. lol. the feeling of being drunk, i really don't know how to describe. u know what to do, but in the end, u will give crap. lol.

ok. these are what we did at justin house when we were drunk. extracted from justin's blog. i edited it abit. the "jem" used in the extract refers to me, jeremy lim jia hui. owner of this blog whereas the "me" or "i" used in the extract refers to justin, my master.

1. i make mango drink and store it in a 2 litre meiji milk bottle, then i give to jem...
jem ask kjm: what drink is this?
kjm: huh...oh...this one ar...erm...mango drink
jem: mango drink ur head... this one is low fat milk...cannot see ar?

2. jem: huh? this laptop can play dota ar?...i want play dota
play dota...1st game...forget to put in bots...play with urself ar...diao...2nd time...play until quite crap... pump wrong skills...

3. jem: huh? drink what...vodka ar?...(he keep saying this all the way)

4. kjm: psp...ky i want to play psp...(fiddles around with the psp and throws it on the floor)

5. jem: i want play psp... how to on ar? (ejects the disc instead of turning it on then kjm go take out the disc)

6. ky talks to jem: hey jem...stop playing dota and go take a rest, i want to use the internet
jem: huh...u want use ar... ask justin 1st(then i say ok)
ky: justin say ok liao
jem: orh...use lor...(continues playing dota and ignores ky)
ky: oi...i want to use internet...
jem: ask justin lor...(i said yes again)
ky: justin say can liao...
jem: aiya u want to use just use lar...don't disturb me...(continues playing dota and ignores ky again)
finally.. ky nudges jem...and jem finally stops and exits the game...

7. jem saw kjm hugging the pillow and slping on the floor...koped the pillow kjm was hugging and used it for himself...

8. i gave jem a cup with a black dot in it...
jem: eh...justin...this cup got ant inside...(uses his finger and tries to remove the ant)
me: that one not ant...its just a black dot...
jem: orh...
afew mins later...
jem: eh...justin...this cup got ant inside...(uses his finger and tries to remove the ant again)
me: that one not ant lar!
seconds later
jem: eh...justin...this cup got ant inside...(uses his finger and tries to remove the ant again)
me: damn u lar...tell u not ant liao right!!!

when we were playing basara 2 on ps2.

9. when ky was playing
kjm: hehehe...wa...so much hits... the person can hit so many times in one hit... haha... he not tired meh?

10. when jem was playing
jem: eh...y i cannot hit this idiot with the blue bar?(continues trying to slash that idiot)
me: wakao...of course cannot hit lar...he's ur own ally of course cannot slash lar...

11. ky and i in the kitchen...i gave 1 small cup of a drink related to the mango fusion... unfortunately...jem saw it on his way to the toilet...
jem: what's that drink???
me n ky: oh...nth just liang cha...
jem: orh...liang cha ar...i also want...
me n ky: go ur toilet lar...tml morning then give u drink...
jem: ok...(forgot all about it the next morning)

12. ky decided that all of us should slp since got those 2 drunken idiots...so ky turned off the laptop...
jem: eh...y u off the laptop???...i want play dota...
ky: oh...the laptop no batt liao...not connected to the adaptor...(yeah right...the laptop was connected to the adaptor all along and the funniest thing is that jem actually believed that)

anyway. if u all read justin blog liao. should know that i left early. my father collapsed in the toilet. my house toilet. my mum rushed him to the hospital. haix. what can i say? i am quite piss with myself. when my father was in trouble, i was at my friend's house staying overnight. worse, i was drunk. damn it. my father collapsed at 4 plus. it was around this time that i can't slp. eventhough i was drunk, i was damn alert at that time. haix.

i am seriously sorry dad. u told me to look after the family when u weren't around. haix. i did not do a good job. when u need help the most, when u needed me to be there for u, i was away, drunk like an idiot. haix. i feel guilty. i am pissed. disappointed with myself. haix. if anything happened to u, i won't forgive myself. thank god man, u are alright. i'm glad.