Saturday, August 18, 2007

let me light up the sky,
light it up for you.
let me tell you why,
i would die for you.

alright. just finished spamming ky's friendster account together with jm. 11 comments each. and its ended off with some very interesting lines. each comments are unique. here's the link to ky's friendster account. it all started when ky just simply commented that we both have so much comments from friends. so we as brothers, will give him some ourselves. not some. 22. we are nice brothers. agree? which brothers will throw oranges into your house to give u a surprise? lol.

regarding the 4 lines above? its lyrics from yellowcard's new single. it roughly gave u an idea what we did ytd. watched fireworks again lor. it lasted for 15 minutes. damn nice. romantic. but too bad, only brothers were there. all of us are single mah. lol. next year valentine with each other again. not bad.

we did some unbelieveable stuff. today is the showdown of sony's t100 and nikon's d80. damn sia. combine these two and u got close to 2k photos? we are not spammers for nth sia. we seriously snapped throughout the whole fireworks. 15 minutes of photos. damn it. thats some hardcore photography.

we waited for some 2 hours to see 15 minutes of fireworks. but its worth the while. way better than going for bsc event. not gl-ing ppl here. but i'm just not interested in bsc. went for the interview for the fun of it. didn't know that i will get in. lol.

anyway, skipped my ctos lesson and met up with sir kwa for gym. hell yeah! i gained 2kg! woohoohoo. nice achievements!. after gym, went to my house to bathe and slack then chiong down to serangoon to meet up with ky. made our way down to toa payoh to meet up with justin.

went to safra to collect stuff for their marathon run. had dinner in hdb hub and its all the way to raffles place. walked to the esplanade bridge and waited there. throughout the 2 hours of waiting, was playing with the cam, crapping, playing psp and doing many stupid stuff.

lastly! i will tell u all about the new 139th division of singapore arm forces. lol. its a special forces made up of aunties. don't ever underestimate them. they are professionals. it all started with this.

*we were eating our lunch in mac and one of the aunties wore some shoes that looked like ncc boots*
sir kwa: wah wah wah. this aunty wearing boots sia.
me: wah. don't xiao xiao. later in army one.
sir kwa: yah lor.
me: the new 139th division, auntie squad.
sir kwa: lol. see those 4 aunties at the counter? later their blue cap can flip over one. then become red beret. commandos.
me: yah lor. then below the counter, they take out one rpg. we honggan i tell u.
sir kwa: lol. then later their ambush force come in. throw the emp. all the lights gone.
me: then throw flashbang. 10 seconds spam one.
sir kwa: then see those singapore's ok sign on the toilet doors? later turn around got micro missle jia lat liao.
me: more hardcore than commados sia.

we stopped after that, but after we went to my house and was waiting for the lift while we were going to meet ky. this is what happened.

* there were 2 lifts in my block. sir kwa pressed one of it. then was acting like some soldier preparing for an ambush from the lift. i joined in for fun.*
me: oei. later we 2 guard here then those aunties ambush us from behind how?
sir kwa: tio hor. then saw the lift stopping on the other side.
me: prepare for ambush.
*doors opened and there was one uncle and aunty inside. sir kwa wanted to wait for another lift as it was damn embarrassing. but i went in liao, so bo bian. can't control but laughed in the lift.*

nth much liao. except photos. the almost 2k photos won't be posted in my blog. will die from it. either some of it or videos. stay tuned for it lah.

taking a break.

the equipments.

talking cock.

fooling around.

sir working out.

hahahahaha. sir working out. me slacking.

cam whoring session.

once again. sir kwa lost his mind.

same here.

wahahahaha. 58.3 kg liao. 2 kg heavier!

sneak attack by sir kwa.

sir kwa: special ops team, move in!
ky and me: sir yes sir!

in fullerton hotel's toilet.

me, ky and my dear master.

ciao. bb.

Wednesday, August 15, 2007

home alone now. normally i won't be scared. but sir kwa has to remind that its 7th month. wtf. purposely one leh. know i'm afraid of supernatural stuff and still scare the shit out of me. it was the first day of the 7th month. i was walking home alone at around 1 am after watching rush hour 3.

phone rang i there i hear sir kwa's voice.

kwadon: don't look when someone calls you from behind.
me: ...........................y?
kwadon: today's the start of 7th month.
me: fuck you. u called just to tell me that?
kwadon: nope. i'm walking home alone also. damn it.
*in came ky*
ky: u all at where.
kwadon and me: walking home. u?
ky: hahahahahahahaha. at home.
me: don't worry, i won't hear anything calling me cause i'll be listening to my mp3 when i'm walking.
kwadon: thats even worse. what if u hear someone calling you damn clearly while you are listening to your mp3.
ky: woah. jia lat liao. die suan liao.
me: fuck. don't scare me leh.

no sch today. how relaxing. lol. went out for lunch with the usual 2. crapped alot. talked about those fun times when wen jie aka mr wj was still around with us. too bad, we had to fall out and then he ended up in new zealand to pursue his studies. wonder when he's returning. we are considering a second patching up, in the name and love of fun. he's an allstar crapper for those who don't know him. crapping skills is way above my level. put ky, jm, jun jie, wj and me together and you'll get something like slimming through crapping therapy. 6 pacs guaranteed. 100% money back if no results are seen.

had our usual stroll around tm before going off. wanted to play bball but justin ain't free. so had to go home and rot. not bad an idea actually as both my legs are still recovering, plus i finished watching rush hour 1. not bad. chris tucker is respect. hell lots of crap. we should import one africa american into our gang to spice up the fun.

man, i'm so damn hungry. i've been waiting for like 657768648658 years for my dinner. the lim family delivery service sure is inefficient. but too bad, thats what u get if u don't want to pay for ur dinner, if not mac will be the best choice.

am trying very hard to save some money, but with the study week and holidays coming, i think i will once again fail terribly. but still, it won't hurt saving something like $5? everything starts from a little bit. soon, i will be saving $50 monthly, then $500, then $5000, $50000 blah blah blah. but i think if i'm saving $50 a month, it would mean i'm getting $3000 per month. get what i mean? i will only save like 1.67% of what i get monthly. lol. how nice.

dinner's back. gonna enjoy it now.
ok. back for a moment. tml sch starts at 3pm and probably will end at 3.15. woo. thats fast right? go for ctos presentation but i finished mine, so just go there for the attendance and get the hell out of sch and go have fun. nice plan? i think so too.

lol. u know what? i'm gonna talk about the one basic rule of using the public basketball court here. its very simple. when u see ppl playing matches, get the hell out of there and don't be a nuisance. its greatly appreciated that u don't throw the ball into the court.

u know why? cause someone may tripped on it, just like me. and now? my left knee is hurting as usual and right calf is hurting also. it happened last week but i thought i'll let the matter go. but the damn pain from both sides are pissing me off now. i don't blame the person, cause she's just a young little girl who's probably only around 7 years of age. but still, the last 2 paragraphs act as a reminder to all. lol.

its august, september is coming soon and my leg isn't showing signs of improvement. tore ligament, not enough strength or whatever shit, just let it heal. i got alot of things to do. the 1 and a half month break is coming, perfect time to train. like what sir and i had said before, time is short and this is the only period to achieve something. after this, we'll be moving on to the next phase of life. ns and post ns life.

for these past few days, its full time slacking for me. there's only two exams for me. lucky huh? accounting can wait while i continue slacking and maybe i will chiong for macro. that's tentative. as u all know, i'm all talk no action when it comes to studies. lol.

these few days, its been quite a routine. wake up, go sch, skip unimportant lectures, go home rest, go find brothers, hang around then go home again. its nice. but friday will be nicer.

i'm thinking of skipping the bsc gathering again to go for the fireworks fest with brothers. lol. our parents' tax are flying and we have to make it worth the while by enjoying it. lol. sounds like some typical singaporeans right? hell no. i'm just trying to make up some excuses to skip bsc gathering.

gonna slack now. which movie should i watch? lol.

you are the one that i need,
you know that i can still bleed.

Friday, August 10, 2007

ok. this post will be a mother fucking long one. i think even i will die reading it. until now, its the ultimate post.

in this post, u will see several events thats kinda interesting with the help of photos. these events happened from 6th august 2007 to 9th august 2007. they are as follows.
1) there is a new kind of rockman in town. and he's way better than rockman as he is a combination of rockman and transformer.
2) live photos taken by me when some goondus decided to jump the mrt track in tampines.
3) a young boy who wears his pants in a very interesting way.
4) 4 young guys shopping in giant.
5) 7 different angle of the drunken megazord. (megazord 80kg drink 40% vodka nv drunk. megazord 69kg drink 40% vodka kena ko.)
6) 5 young ladies kena pranked and they ended up wearing formal for bbq.
7) the whole ncc land ganging on their asm.
8) treasure hunt for justin's hp in the sea.
9) we had a story to tell.
and lastly, 5 young guys watching fireworks together.

6th august 2007. met sir kwa for basketball before meeting the ky and justin for dinner. met up to do some final planning for the upcoming bbq on 8th august which will continue over to the national day.

played bball with some china guys. won 1, lost one. but nvm. overall its a great game. sir kwa showed signs of improvement.

7th august 2007. met up to go giant to buy stuff for the upcoming bbq. wanted to take the shuttle bus to giant but ended up staying there for 1 hour plus. accident or commit suicide? i don't care. tampines is dirty now. i won't dare to take the mrt train in the late night now. lol. worse, the body was split into 2. wtf right? half of it was at the end and the other half was in the middle.

haix. heard that someone jumped the track in tampines some 6 months ago? i had no idea. just heck it lah. went to giant, bought some stuff. total cost? $83 plus. lol. so much for some stuff huh?

8th august 2007. the big day. our plan sort of succeeded. we tricked our dear princess annabelle, tsui san, jing wen, kelly and vanda into wearing formal for our bbq. elvis was spared as he ran into justin and jun jie. hahahahaha.

it took us quite alot of planning to come up with this plan man. ok. this is how the plan went. first, we smsed the girls 1 week before the bbq and told them that we are going to vivo city to have a buffet there as justin's father had some employees benefit from his company. 50% off and everyone only needs to pay $10 plus. lol. to add on to that, we told them that justin's father booked a bus to send us there from pasir ris park. sounds ridiculous? but still, the girls bought it. lol.

after that, we sms the boys and told them the real stuff and ask them to dress appropriately for the event. i missed out the first part as i still have sch. bought 5 1.5 litres drink and delivered it to them. halfway to the beach, saw jing wen and tsui san, cannot help but laughed to myself. hahahahahaha.

justin got drunk. he was scary. talking speed almost 2 times faster? volume also. worse of all, master was damn quiet most of the time, but on that day, he talked more than me. woohoohoo. i'm still thinking, between master and i, whose the worse when we got drunk? lol. if u all don't recall the event, pls refer to my 3rd february 2007 post.

got crazy, ky had a showdown with master. ended up playing in the water. master dropped his hp in the sea and we still managed to retrieve it. thanks to princess annabelle. lol. so powerful, next time be our item finder lah!=x

went to pia elvis but he got ko-ed. credits to those spears by dk. rugby team arh? power.

by 11 plus, most of them went home, leaving sir kwa, ky, kowky, winnie, vanda and me behind.

walked to cheers with ky and some of the ppl who are going home to buy some drinks. left ky with them and went to see the fruits of my leg training. i failed. i still can't dunk in the pasir ris bball court although i jump higher now. ended up walking to cheers with master who's now sober. reviewed on my current bball situation. was rated by master as a c+/b- guard. its just slightly better than average. found out that i have quite alot of flaws. sucky shooting percentage, over exposed lay up posture, weak passing, inconfidence in defending and so on. so its time to work hard. good thing the 1 and a half month break is coming soon.

anyway, back to main topic. bbq-ed all the way unil 3 plus 4 in the morning before sharing the cab home. cab fees, $10.60. not bad.

got home, was stunned. my sis was still awake. she's really sleeping all day, staying up all night man. slpt by 5.30 and woke up at 2 to finish up my wds project.

my mum asked how did i got home? i tricked her by saying that i walked home via the park connector. lol. ever saw 5 guys going out just to see fireworks? well, we did. and it was fun cause i ended up on some flower pots in marina sqaure just to catch a glimpse of it.

after the ndp was over, got back to tampines and ended up eating cafe cartel! omg sia. it was banned for 1 whole month but huan loh! come out don't huan loh money. happy jiu can liao.

kwok went home so he didn't join us. 4 guys and the bill was almost $85 after 10% discount. nice?

while eating. we came up with a crap story. its a story about a young boy called kwa jun ming.

*once, there was this young boy. he had a great future ahead of him and he only had one wish. he hoped that he had a first hand phone and his target phone was n73.

but too bad, all he got was some second phones which either spoilt or drop into the toilet bowl!

he got pissed and decided not to go to sch. something commonly known as rebelling. soon, he got 1 warning letter from his sch saying that he was awol for 3 days. his mum got worried but still, no sign of phone. so he told his mum that 31 awol warning will be his target.

but by the 4th one, sayonara. he was gone from his sch. thus, he went on a search for sch and ended up in the u.s. life there was great, he became part of their culture. he became a guitar god.

upon completion of study, he returned to singapore, talking in their slang. "yo yo yo, what's up dude!"

his mum then realise her mistake and knelt infront of the guan yin ma sculpture in their house and said," guan yin ma, i've sinned. it was just a handphone. i should have bought the hp for my son. if not, he won't be like this. its even weirder than his usually was. guan yin ma, help me."

her mum didn't know jun ming overheard her. eventually, jun ming met up with his long time brothers, lee khai yew and jeremy lim. they formed a band with some other guys. jeremy was his bassist, ky was their manager. their band was known as "rubber band".

they wrote this song named "handphone" which was their first singles and it went like this.

hey mum,
it was just a n73,
but you made me huan loh everyday,
i ended up in usa.

hey dad,
it was just a n73,
but u got me a k800i,
you might as well don't buy.

hey mum,
it was just a n73,
now you huan loh everyday,
after i return from usa.

hey dad,
it was just a n73,
effect of getting me k800i,
is making mama cry.*

this is the furthest we got. lol. may consider completing the story if we ever have the chance to.

updates on today. finally uploaded my wds project. happy. met up with master and jm for bball session.

played team against various ppl. won 1, lost 2. pawned the 1st team. kena tok-ed in the second match and was a close one during the 2nd match. i don't blame anyone for losing cause jm and master had gym session before we play bball.

was rated b by master for today perfomance eventhough i didn't seed break. not bad afterall. i was quite satisfied with today's peformance. i gave alot of thought to master's words. lol. was sinking shots, completing layups, defending ppl tightly, passing the ball pretty decently and blah blah blah.

end of updates. photos next.

the new leader of autobots, optimus kwadon.

better than rockman, the kwa-man.

woo, accident.

ambulance.

fire fighters in action.

nice fire engine.

nice pants.

extracting the body.

eerie. =x

in giant. i was in the trolley.

going home.

walking to the interchange with 5 1.5 litre bottles in my bag.

1st angle.

2nd.

wondering why its coke right? we mixed the 40% vodka with the coke.

enjoying huh?

getting red.

finishing the drink and getting drunk liao.

the final gulp.

usm.

lol. formal clothings.

tsui san.

sausages.

cjj!

kwok, me and annabelle.

nothing is impossible.

new world order.

usm again.

vodka with ky's hotdog.

absolut mandrin.

kwoky.

acting cute or acting dumb?

sir kwa.

elvis the cyborg.

jj thinking of backstabbing ky?

the 3 most guai lan ppl in the group.

internal conflict. look at jj's finger.

vodka, prata and paper cups.

food!
prata man cooking.

put him beside the road and i'm sure the cars will stop.

the peeps.

you can't see me. lol.

annabelle and me back with our twisty posture again and again. we just won't get tired of it one leh.

before war.

during war.

4 of my brothers.

brother pic no 1.

no 2.

prata handing over parade.

prata handing in process.

what's sir doing?

princess or not princess not important, most important is princess also will kena prank.

hahahahaha. 3 of the victims.

jun jie after war.

lol. ganging on elvis.

usm vs asm.

usm after war.

jun jie and jun ming planning how to catch elvis.

our stuff.

searching for justin's hp.

some questioning. but its useless, justin was drunk.

sir kwa starting the fire.

poor phone.

kwok was cold so i volunteered to hug him. we are not gays arh.

talk cock, sing song, play basketball.

sexy kwoky.

satays. $1 for 5! tio arh.

hungry liao.

packing up.

playing with the fire before we left.

i covered the flash light.

our pit.

ky and vanda.

in mac toilet before going to esplande.

brothers back to back.

where the ndp took place.

sir's reaction when i mentioned eating at cartel.

proudly presenting my brothers.

playing on the travellator again.

in the train back to tampines.

in the toilet after we returned from esplande.

oei, where u looking at?

black, white, black and white.

spasticism.

think thats all. i'm beat. current time? 2.01 am. xiao arh.